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Two Blonde Genies
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
wishes.
The guy makes his thre! e wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by
50 beautiful women. He makes love to some of them and begins to explore the
house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet; he looks down and
the floor is covered in $1000 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. . . He answers it and standing there are
two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits! . They drag him outside to the
nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's
dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two
blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand
the first wish ... having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make
love to."
"I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he ! wanted
to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
wishes.
The guy makes his thre! e wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by
50 beautiful women. He makes love to some of them and begins to explore the
house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet; he looks down and
the floor is covered in $1000 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. . . He answers it and standing there are
two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits! . They drag him outside to the
nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's
dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two
blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand
the first wish ... having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make
love to."
"I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he ! wanted
to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
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