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  • aahhh..No more rough sex for Disposable_Hero!

    Ok, I was sitting on a sofa chair in my basement, with my girlfriend on my lap, pants around her ankles, riding me like a young stallion....she goes to put her hands over her head, but she ends up elbowing me in the head. Her sleeve gets caught on my eyebrow ring(barbell actually) and she rips it clean out! So I push her off, clean off my eye, she goes home, I come to my forums....there's gotta be some kind of lesson here, I'm just not sure what it is yet...

    anyway, just thought I'd share that with you..

    D_H

  • #2
    lmao sorry bro that sucks ,wear a helmet next time

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    • #3
      all I can say is ooowwwwwwieeee! that would hurt like hell!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by jack hust
        lmao sorry bro that sucks ,wear a helmet next time
        funny as shit :

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        • #5
          damn thats some funny ass shit
          Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WIN

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          • #6
            LOL holy shit bro!

            See, I knew those damn eyebrow rings were trouble!
            It's better to burn out, than to fade away...

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            • #7
              YOU HAVE SOFA COUCH!!!! I've always wanted furniture

              Aragorn

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              • #8
                LMAO!!! That sucks!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jack hust
                  lmao sorry bro that sucks ,wear a helmet next time
                  lol..thanks, I'll consider that bro

                  D_H

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                  • #10
                    Can't you keep your women under control. You should stay away from that sofa. Should I send Auriflex over to kiss it and make it feel better?
                    Next time chain her down first.
                    I love women. That's why I'm married and my steady girlfriend lives with me. I've quit my players ways. Love is the most powerful force in the Universe. Use the power by clicking on the Rep icon.

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                    • #11
                      whoa..slow down there..no need for Auriflex to come over, I dont think anyone deserves that!

                      D_H

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                      • #12
                        LMAO, Thats good!
                        I refuse to tip toe through life only to arrive safely at death.
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                        • #13
                          Ok then maybe Auriflex can lay hands on you and heal you. What's the odds on that happening?
                          I love women. That's why I'm married and my steady girlfriend lives with me. I've quit my players ways. Love is the most powerful force in the Universe. Use the power by clicking on the Rep icon.

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                          • #14
                            Ive had my bellybutton piercing get caught a time or two and that freaking hurts.....I cant imagine having it ripped out...

                            GOOD GOD.

                            Hope its ok....

                            C.B.

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                            • #15
                              LMAO, are you going to repierce it?

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