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Ok, I was sitting on a sofa chair in my basement, with my girlfriend on my lap, pants around her ankles, riding me like a young stallion....she goes to put her hands over her head, but she ends up elbowing me in the head. Her sleeve gets caught on my eyebrow ring(barbell actually) and she rips it clean out! So I push her off, clean off my eye, she goes home, I come to my forums....there's gotta be some kind of lesson here, I'm just not sure what it is yet...
Can't you keep your women under control. You should stay away from that sofa. Should I send Auriflex over to kiss it and make it feel better?
Next time chain her down first.
I love women. That's why I'm married and my steady girlfriend lives with me. I've quit my players ways. Love is the most powerful force in the Universe. Use the power by clicking on the Rep icon.
Ok then maybe Auriflex can lay hands on you and heal you. What's the odds on that happening?
I love women. That's why I'm married and my steady girlfriend lives with me. I've quit my players ways. Love is the most powerful force in the Universe. Use the power by clicking on the Rep icon.
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