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  • #1

    Funny joke

    A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with
    him.
    > He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you
    have."
    > The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
    > He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you
    have."
    > The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
    > He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the
    apartment screaming in fear.
    > The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He
    catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
    > The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite
    after I saw how short the fuse was.
    [font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=purple]My whole goal is to keep my spirit intact. If that doesn't happen, none of this is worth it. [/color][/size][/font]
    [font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=purple]Jewel [/color][/size][/font]
    [font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=purple]In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe. Tori Amos[/color][/size][/font]
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    ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

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    • #3
      Re: Funny joke

      SHORT FUSE....!!??? WAS THIS ABOUT RADO?
      ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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      • #4
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        i don't think that's funny at all, just reinforces incorrect information about AAS, but i'll cut you some slack since it looks like you're my neighbor

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        • #5
          Re: Funny joke

          Great one Ulvmeto


          lol @ 46^2

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          • #6
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            LOL...hey...wait a minute...was that blonde about 5'6"?
            I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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            • #7
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              ^^^lollerskates!

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              • #8
                Re: Funny joke

                Originally posted by 46and2aheadofme
                i don't think that's funny at all, just reinforces incorrect information about AAS, but i'll cut you some slack since it looks like you're my neighbor


                WAS THAT YOU RUNNING.LOL
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                • #9
                  Re: Funny joke

                  LOLOLOL good one ul


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                  • #10
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                    hahaha...funny

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