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Oh, now I'm pissed. I don't mind paying more for gas because I know there is nothing I can do about it. However, yesterday I get gas and I notice it was $40. I thought, damn, it's never been that high before. So I look at the receipt and it reads "14.832 gallons". I thought, "wait a phukin minute" and i grab my owners manual. Sure enough, my gas tank only holds 14.5 gallons. AND, I wasn't even on empty yet.
So I walk in the store pretty pissed off and I tell the clerk and she gets the manager. The manager, in her condisending tone, says "the pumps are certified by the state every month".
I say, "mam, it's physically impossible to put 14.8 gallons in a 14.5 gallon tank, especially when I wasn't even on empty".
This ***** says, "well, the pumps are certified so I can't help you".
I said, "You going to wish you did".
One of my bros is a producer at the largest local TV station and is doing an investigation and he has contacted the states Weights and Measures department to do a full audit on the station. Not to mention he is going to rip them a new one during his investigation. He has already contacted the manufacturer of my car and they told him absolutely now way could my tank hold that much gas because every part of the cars is made exactly the same.
Mother @!$%!% theives! I can't wait til this shit hits the news. Everybody in town is going to start reading their receipts very closly. Oh, and if false play is discovered I believe it's a federal offense.
So I walk in the store pretty pissed off and I tell the clerk and she gets the manager. The manager, in her condisending tone, says "the pumps are certified by the state every month".
I say, "mam, it's physically impossible to put 14.8 gallons in a 14.5 gallon tank, especially when I wasn't even on empty".
This ***** says, "well, the pumps are certified so I can't help you".
I said, "You going to wish you did".
One of my bros is a producer at the largest local TV station and is doing an investigation and he has contacted the states Weights and Measures department to do a full audit on the station. Not to mention he is going to rip them a new one during his investigation. He has already contacted the manufacturer of my car and they told him absolutely now way could my tank hold that much gas because every part of the cars is made exactly the same.
Mother @!$%!% theives! I can't wait til this shit hits the news. Everybody in town is going to start reading their receipts very closly. Oh, and if false play is discovered I believe it's a federal offense.
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