so i pissed on my g/f last night

[ByRoN]

my g/f was working the bar and always hooks me and my friends up if we go up there so i drank draft bud light from 7:30 till 12:00 this was my first time to drink in like in a little while i guess i suck at it now since i stopped doing it so much! so i was so drunk last night that i didn't wake up to go take a piss at like 4:15 a.m. and pissed all in my bad and then i blamed it on my pupppy!

[Slightly Enhanced]

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lmao, i can't believe that you just told this story, i can't believe that you pissed on your girl..........I just can't believe..........

[daved150]

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wow...that's phuqed up!!..i dont think i could tell y'all that if it EVER happened. and i dont blame her bro...be laying in your piss and shit...damn

[ByRoN]

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well guys me and her both laughed about it this morning so its all gravy! lol its ok to tell yall you guys are like my best friends!!!

[daved150]

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that's cool...i like ya and all...but, i'd make ya wear a diaper ta sleep on the couch!!!

[3Vandoo]

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what surprise me is that you got drunk on water!

oh well :P

[Slightly Enhanced]

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well guys me and her both laughed about it this morning so its all gravy! lol its ok to tell yall you guys are like my best friends!!!

nobody would know that but me and the dogg

[diggi]

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I bet from now on whenever you two get into fights she`ll be tellin you that shit..

[Merc]

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Not to be rude or disrespectful but when you start pissing your bed b/c of drinking do you ever think that you might have a drinking problem. I know that you have had issues in the past, I am just worried b/c one of my friends used to go out drinking to the point he blacked out and in the middle of the night he would piss in the corner of his room not know what he was doing and this started to happen more and more, he had a serious problem. I would just hate to see alcohol ruin your life like it did his since you are a great guy and you seems to have a good life.

[ByRoN]

Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

Not to be rude or disrespectful but when you start pissing your bed b/c of drinking do you ever think that you might have a drinking problem. I know that you have had issues in the past, I am just worried b/c one of my friends used to go out drinking to the point he blacked out and in the middle of the night he would piss in the corner of his room not know what he was doing and this started to happen more and more, he had a serious problem. I would just hate to see alcohol ruin your life like it did his since you are a great guy and you seems to have a good life.

well bro i used to drink almost everyday a couple of months ago and now i might drink once every 2 or 3 weeks i just sat there last ngiht and got sloshed!

[Merc]

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I was just worried, you are a good guy and hate to see you go down that road!

[president_fad]

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pissed on his gf, whuta fag.

[geesler]

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LMAO- that is some crazy shizz Byron!
At least it was by mistake- I had a friend who was mad at his girlfriend once and came home totally wasted and stood over her, looked down, pulled it out and pissed on her while she was in bed. Wuite the messsed up way of breaking up with someone lol (he was wayyyy too drunk and didnt even remember it)

[ByRoN]

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my puppy stays in his creat at night he wasn't even in the bed with us!

[ByRoN]

Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

wow the board is slow today you guys are not having as much fun with this thread as i thought you would!