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  • #16
    Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

    stop drinking...end of conversation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • #17
      Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

      Originally posted by Crankin'steiN
      I'm getting you depends for your birthday!


      My buddy urinated on someone once.... but it was a guy in the mens bathroom.... he didn't like the guy, so he pissed on his leg to start a fight with him.... HAHAHAHAHA
      HAHAHAHAHAHA...THAT WOULD DO IT!!!
      HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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      "Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007

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      • #18
        Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

        i know dude in my frat who do it all the time. i pissed my jeans once, but it was on my 21st b-day(so i guess its ok). I passed out on the floor though so it wasnt im my sheets. it happens bro, just try to lay back on the drinking, your doing much better bro. i actually know girls who have did it crashing at my frat house. I dont jsut mean a few im talking like 15-20 every year. but its college and kids like to drink.
        Badasz1@Hushmail.com

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        • #19
          Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

          MAN....ALL MY YEARS OF DRINKING.....AND I MEAN YEEEEAAAAARRRRRSSSSS. I AINT NEVER PISSED ON ANYTHING I DIDNT WANT TO PISS ON!!! BREATHING OR NOT!!!
          HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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          "Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007

          I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...

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          • #20
            Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

            I remember..I was really fucked up one night..drunk as hell..and couldnt move so I slept over my bro in law house.. I didn`t wanna go to the bathroom so I took a piss in his palm tree... the next morning shit died..

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            • #21
              Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

              You need some serious professional counseling bro...

              IG

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              • #22
                Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

                Originally posted by daved150
                MAN....ALL MY YEARS OF DRINKING.....AND I MEAN YEEEEAAAAARRRRRSSSSS. I AINT NEVER PISSED ON ANYTHING I DIDNT WANT TO PISS ON!!! BREATHING OR NOT!!!
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                • #23
                  Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

                  Man... when i was 19, i had my first appartment and my dumb ass roomate let some girl that lived across the complex come in at like 4am. We had been hooking up for a couple of weeks, so i guess he thought he was being a good wingman to let her in...

                  Problem was, i had gotten absolutely wrecked earlier and i woke up in a complete drooling stuper to her screaming and being like EWWWW EWWWW EWWWW.

                  I had pissed all over myself and the bed.

                  Here's to another member of the club, welcome bro.
                  I run suicide drills over and over with the weight of the world on my shouders... I'm far from being god, but i work god damn hard.

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                  • #24
                    Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

                    Originally posted by Slightly Enhanced
                    lmao, i can't believe that you just told this story, i can't believe that you pissed on your girl..........I just can't believe..........
                    I can't believe it the first time!
                    I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                    • #25
                      Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

                      Originally posted by 3Vandoo
                      what surprise me is that you got drunk on water!

                      oh well :P
                      It did take him 4 and 1/2 hours, so that adds up. lol
                      I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                      • #26
                        Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

                        Originally posted by Crankin'steiN
                        My buddy urinated on someone once.... but it was a guy in the mens bathroom.... he didn't like the guy, so he pissed on his leg to start a fight with him.... HAHAHAHAHA
                        Yea, you pretty much have to start swinging right then and there.
                        I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                        • #27
                          Re: so i pissed on my g/f last night

                          Originally posted by Th3w0rld1sm1ne
                          Man... when i was 19, i had my first appartment and my dumb ass roomate let some girl that lived across the complex come in at like 4am. We had been hooking up for a couple of weeks, so i guess he thought he was being a good wingman to let her in...

                          Problem was, i had gotten absolutely wrecked earlier and i woke up in a complete drooling stuper to her screaming and being like EWWWW EWWWW EWWWW.

                          I had pissed all over myself and the bed.

                          Here's to another member of the club, welcome bro.
                          I would have used the PM feature for this one!
                          I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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