A cape? Captain America doesn't need no stinking cape! Cape's are for wusses!
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*writes a note to myself*
Never insult Capt. America by suggesting he may need a cape.
Okay, well.. perhaps the shield is weighing you down.
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I didn't realize just how desperately I needed it til I was jogging down the beach~
It was a vacation mix of comfort & absolute insanity *lol*
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Yep, I suppose
Although, I've decided this was my last 'spring break' with my friends
Time to grow up
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Originally posted by CJWolf
you're never too old for spring break
No, I suppose not, but my friends are like kitties on the prowl.
Example;
Four of us went to a club & they scoped the place out for the hottest guys in the place and swept them away from the chiccas they were talking to by dancing in front of them..etc & they used me as bait too! I feel so violated
One of them is married! It's pathetic, but they had their boytoys & I wasn't gonna stop their fun.. these guys were really hott.
They bring these guys back to our room & it's got the feel of an orgy just waiting to happen, so I collected my thingys & left.
The only problem is it's 3am & I can't call my bro-in-law because he's the protective type {takes my bikinis away & expects me to wear a one piece to the beach} so I wait down the hall.
Meanwhile, one guy comes out & decides he's had enough fun for the night and seems a lil embarrassed that I'm standing in the hall. Anyway, he offers me his room & we agreed I'd let him in at 8am so he can take his shower. I'm sure he slept in his car which was really nice of him considering he seemed rather full of himself.
As I'm leaving his room, he hands me his number & tells me to call him because he only dates chics on his level and the episode with my friends was out of the ordinary because he doesn't usually do one nighters *LMAO*
It all worked out, but I'm just not 'spring break' material when my friends are involved because they're only down there for one thing :p
IF I wanted that, I wouldn't hafta go to FL for it..
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mkay.. back to riddles
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1} Mr. and Mrs. Albright go on a trip to Switzerland. While they are gone, a man sees in a newspaper: "Mr. Albright killed in a skiing accident." The man immediately calls the police and says "Arrest Mrs. Albright as soon as she gets off the plane - she killed her husband." How does he know this?
2} I am light as a feather, but big as a barn. Sixty horses can't pull me off the ground. What am I?
3} How can 2 people step on 1 piece of paper so that they can't touch each other without stepping off the paper?
4} There was a man walking on a sandy desert and every time he looked behind him, he didn't see any footprints; there were no strong winds on that day. Explain.
5} What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?
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*sassy grin*
I just moved them over here too! *lmao*
Bassy, you're a wizzy wiz
But, *presses the buzzer* riddle number 4 is still available.
'Walking backwards to begin with' is incorrect.
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