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> >>>TWO SISTAS
> >>>
> >>>Two sistas (one dark and one yellow) are new arrivals at the pearly
> >>>gates,
> >>>and are comparing stories on how they had died. Yellow sista - I froze
> >>>to
> >>>death.
> >>>Dark sista - Froze to death - how horrible!
> >>>Yellow sista - Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
> >>>cold, I
> >>>began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
> >>>about
> >>>you?
> >>>Dark sista - I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
> >>>husband
> >>>was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
> >>>instead, I
> >>>found him all by himself in the den, watching TV. Yellow sista - So
> >>>what
> >>>happened?
> >>>Dark sista - I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere,
> >>>that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
> >>>attic
> >>>and searched, and down into the basement. Then went through every
> >>>closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked
> >>>everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with
> >>>a heart attack and died.
> >>>Yellow sista - Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still
> >>>be
> >>>alive.
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