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  • #61
    Not to change subject, but isn't there something in the King James version. I can't remember if its the new or old Testament. But its something to the effect that God has written everything in the Book of Life and everything is pre-determined to be. Although we have free will, there will be many who will be dommed to the beast reguardless.

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    • #62
      Galoshes 69

      And on the 12th day, God set out to discover gold in Alaska. It was to be melted and cast into golden calfs (baby cows). You see God had quite a menagerie of golden statuettes, but he prized the baby cow ones the most, because of their winsome, lonely cow-eyes. He would look at them and hug them fiercely, trying to make them happy. But alas they were just statues. Then one day, God saw that Moses and Cleopatra were having a party below this mountain place. Intrigued, and a little hurt he wasn't invited, God came unto them in the form of this Burning Lilac. While normally fragrant - when it's burning, it really just stinks like burning plants. Anyway, God called out to Moses and asked him "What's up?" Moses gave Cleopatra a sidelong look as if to say "Here we go again" and rolled his eyes. Moses casually walked to the burning bush - but not before he scared away the bluebirds with their s'mores kits who were running to the bush - and he said to God "Lord, why hath thou come and crashed our party?" God said to him, "I was lonely and I noticed you have no golden calfs - so I brought one for you." Moses could smell the burnt aroma on God's breath, but he decided to let God join the festivities anyway. Because sometimes God really knows how to party. Especially when he turns water into Coors. What an animal.

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      • #63
        Okay -- Auri you bumping this up for what reason? Boredom -- I dont want to see this thread begin another chapter.

        People -- you are all entitled to believe what you would like without debate or fear of persecution.

        If this thread starts to get outta hand, it gets locked.

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        • #64
          I will decide when this thread gets locked. You are NOT the boss of me!

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Auriflex
            I will decide when this thread gets locked. You are NOT the boss of me!
            Hmmm....next time say that when I have the cat and 9 tails in my hands.....geez how you turn on a dime.





            Just kidding folks.

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            • #66
              YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!! YOU PROMISED!!!!!!!


              I'm telling Pudgy. And your husband.

              Call me?

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              • #67
                I tired to lock this thread, but I rebooted my computer by accident.

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                • #68
                  well .......i do not have a problem with religion as an i dea.......i do mostly feel it is a way of coaping with death...........

                  i was raised in a protestant home......hell my moms a gosple singer with 3 cds out........

                  i in no way agree with most of christanity.......or at least what it has evolved............just look at its past..........how many thousands of lives have been killed in teh name of christanity!!!.............go read your history books ......and to see our pollititions use god or jesus to pull at our heart strings just pisses me off.....they thro around .....things like we are one nation under God.......just to sound good.....they throw God and his name around .........if there is a God i don think he would apreaicate being used as a bilboard! to further some ones political career.....

                  and as for predetermination..........to use this excues to its fullest exten would mean we can out and kill anyone and just say it was ment to happen........

                  i still havent figures out if i belive in a god or not.....sometimes yes sometimes no......

                  i do belive that our own minds hold more power than we can fathom........

                  i belive in the power of positive thought ............just think when your in the gym and your trying to pus more than you ever have ........if you can see your self doing it ...and get your self pumped up ........9 times out od 10 you will do it ...with in reason

                  i can see my self fly all i want. doesnt mean im gunn jump off a bridge..
                  TT
                  Stuck in the Desert.

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                  • #69
                    TT - enough of your pandering!

                    Actually I only noticed you wrote something - I didnt read it. Sorry. Are we still on for lawn darts Saturday? I catch this time right?

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                    • #70
                      yea darts are cool...
                      Stuck in the Desert.

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