Roomates Or Siblings

[Speedracer59]

When I was living in my fraternity house me and a couple of guys took all they stuff out of my friends room and set it up in our vollyball court.Im talking bed dresser, dirty clothes. All put into place exactly like they were inn his room when he left.

Another time Me my brother and a friend got drunk and decided to screw with another friend who we messed with all the time. My brother took a dump in a box and wrapped it up and put a bow on it like a present. We put it in his car then wrapped siran wrap aroun his car. The next mornig we saw him riding around in the car with just the door cut out and siran wrap flying everywhere.

[edvedr]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sugarbaby
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this is gross, but when ever my sister pissed me off i would pin her down lick right under her nose and then blow on it so it dried. did you ever smell dry saliva, nasty. and it would take forever to go away

[SUGARBABY]

LOL @ Speedracer

I had an ex coworker who was demanding and pushy but she seemed to like me. And one day she showed me an internet dating profile she had posted with a picture that didn't look ANYTHING like her. She was 5'2 and 150lbs the pic she posted made her look 5'10 and 120lbs.

Anyways, her name on there was Jasmine or something like that. So I showed a buddy of mine that worked there and he thought it was hilarious. So he started responding her to personal ad as someone else. The girl kept coming to work saying she had "fallen in love with a guy online and couldn't WAIT to meet him"

So the day they were supposed to meet for lunch. My male co-worker obviously didn't show up so she was stood up. She returned to work all bummed out. While she was gone, my male co-worker made post-its with her screen name on them that said "I am watching you" and "i know where you work" and "I know where you live" etc....it really freaked her out....

Anyways, she ws fired and no one ever fessed up to it.

[Speedracer59]

Originally posted by Sugarbaby
LOL @ Speedracer

I had an ex coworker who was demanding and pushy but she seemed to like me. And one day she showed me an internet dating profile she had posted with a picture that didn't look ANYTHING like her. She was 5'2 and 150lbs the pic she posted made her look 5'10 and 120lbs.

Anyways, her name on there was Jasmine or something like that. So I showed a buddy of mine that worked there and he thought it was hilarious. So he started responding her to personal ad as someone else. The girl kept coming to work saying she had "fallen in love with a guy online and couldn't WAIT to meet him"

So the day they were supposed to meet for lunch. My male co-worker obviously didn't show up so she was stood up. She returned to work all bummed out. While she was gone, my male co-worker made post-its with her screen name on them that said "I am watching you" and "i know where you work" and "I know where you live" etc....it really freaked her out....

Anyways, she ws fired and no one ever fessed up to it.

Damn thats mean................. but funny

[edvedr]

hey speedracer does your signature mean you and your boys stick your dick in the same booty. i'll go with the big ***** instead of touching dicks!!

[Speedracer59]

Originally posted by edvedr
hey speedracer does your signature mean you and your boys stick your dick in the same booty. i'll go with the big ***** instead of touching dicks!!

hahaha, I think that is illegal in Alabama:p Ill never touch another penis with any part of my body. I just heard an old man say it once and I thought it wqas funny.

[edvedr]

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