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  • Anyone hear about the sausage beating?

    At a Pirates baseball game yesterday they had a race where the contestants dressed in giant sausage outfits aruond the bases. As they rounded third Randall Simon the ,first baseman, reached out and hit one of the sausages with a bat. If you have saw the video you can see he just sort of pushed her over(it looked like she was going anyway) and scraped her knee. Well Simon was escorted out in handcuffs and charged with misdemeaner battery. WTF is this country coming to. If someone has the video please post a link.
    "There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."

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    Listen to this hypersensative nut. He is a rep for the Brewers.

    Pirates first baseman Randall Simon was questioned by sheriff's officers after hitting one of the Brewers racing sausages with a bat.
    "There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."

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    • #3
      ROFLMAO. goddamn , wait thatwasnt you was it >?

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      • #4
        The video is opn Fox News Web site
        "There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by pudgy
          ROFLMAO. goddamn , wait thatwasnt you was it >?
          Im the Bratwurst who said fu** it and kept runnig to the win.
          "There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."

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          • #6
            LOL. DAMMIT. i thought i had a bad job, lol

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            • #7
              Now check your darn PM sausage boy! :p That's you Speed darlin'.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
                the thing is, he hardly even touched her.
                Exactly. The problem is the bat . Just like guns IMO. we need to get these weapons banned. I mean come on did this buy have bat training or a bat lock and did anyone check his bat liscense? Just as rediculous as as putting this guy in cuffs.
                "There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."

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                • #9
                  dammit! maybe he wanted to kill it so he could eat it!
                  "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                  A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                  husband of the year

                  moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                  • #10
                    That video is hilarious, thats something you don't see everyday LOL

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                    • #11
                      Lmao

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                      • #12
                        when i saw this thread i was thinkin did i see the sausage beating my mind immediately went to masturbation and i feel dirty now because i was kinda turned on by that video i kept watching it over and over.
                        "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                        A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                        husband of the year

                        moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                        • #13
                          I just saw it a while ago, it looked pretty funny though
                          "I plead with you to give your bodies to God. Let them be a sacrifice -- the kind he will accept. When you think of what he has done for you, is this too much to ask"?
                          ROMANS 12:1

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                          • #14
                            Dude was fined $400,000 for hitting her (the sausage), too.

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