Animal Stories?

[3Vandoo]

I swear to GOD!!!!!!!!

that I will have revenge, even if that fucking bastard died many years ago I will curse its descendants!!!!!

[TheGame1976]

LMFAO, that is some funny stuff. I don't like goats, they are dirty.

[BABY ARNOLD]

Originally posted by 3Vandoo
I swear to GOD!!!!!!!!

that I will have revenge, even if that fucking bastard died many years ago I will curse its descendants!!!!!

too funny bro

[Got Gear?]

Oh yeah..

My Mom has minature goats... they're funny animals. Will try to eat everything..and I mean everything.. I once watched a goat eat a rubber glove!

One time while ice fishing I had a neat experience.. I was having some bad luck that day and was pulling up my line to see if I still had bait on it or WTF was going on... anyway, as I pulled the line out of the hole, a fish came flying out after it! Damn near landed in my lap! He started flopping around on the ice, but I finally managed to catch him and knock him out. Only fish I caught that day and I didn't even hook em!

Another time while fly-fishing with my uncle. It was getting dark and we were just doing a few more casts before heading in. My uncle casts.. and his line never comes down.. next thing I know his rod is doing funny stuff. My first thought was that he snagged a tree branch.. then I realized there wern't any trees nearby.... Turns out he caught a bat! Guess those fake flys will fool more than just fish! He had a bat flying around by the end of his line. It was a battle to get that little bugger off and save the fly...