Animal Stories?

[TheGame1976]

Anyone have any funny animal stories...

My friend and his family were sitting by their pool when a tiger ran across their yard. No shit. Come to find out that someone on the street had a permit to raise Tigers and one got loose. The police had to come and flush it out of the woods and then tranquilize it...

Only one I have is when I was in second grade. We were playing on the playground when a black bear hauled ass across the playground. The thing was doing like 50MPH and needless to say I was the first one up the tire fort. F that...

[TheGame1976]

Someone must have a funny animal story...

[jipped genes]

i put a snake down a buddies shirt on a camping trip he danced around sceaming like a 7 year old girl. and i swear he had tears rolling down his face he was so scared.

[TheGame1976]

What kind of snake was it?

[gongshow]

hmmm dont have one.

[3Vandoo]

4 years ago

A Moose is running on the highway 15, so the cops are running at him

The fucking moose jumped a fence and arrived on my lawn, he was stucked between my house and neighbor house and he saw the pool, he tried to go to my backyard but wasnt able to jump the fence, he panicked and he pissed all over my lawn. KILLING AND RUINING MY DEAR PRECIOUS LAWN!!!!!
the bastard, then the moose went accross the highway again, up to some forest and he got stopped in the middle of the field, he felt asleep in the middle of a weed plantation LOL

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by TheGame1976
What kind of snake was it?

i dont know but i was pretty sure it wasnt poison cause the guy is still alive but it was funny.

[TheGame1976]

LMAO at 3Vandoo, that is funny bro, anyone ever hit mooses up there?

[Billy_Bathgate]

i used to have a pet goat


when i was in hs me and buddy was stoned driving way out in BFE in the country roads. all the sudden out of no where a horse appeared in the road. we both though it was in our heads since we were fucked up. we got closer to...the fucking horse turns around and fucking mule kicks out one of my headlights.....

[CJWolf]

i used to have pet goat too ... i named him goatie ... he got hit by a car though ... damn goatie

i've had deer hit me, but i've never hit one ... i'll be flying down the road, and the hit the side of my car ... strangest thing

[34pumped]

jipped wtf ? bro ? crazy mofo!!! and i knew billy would have a story!! lmao.......me haha i got a good story and very much true ..my dad and his dad were fishing around a lake bank close to it...they both were drinking alot (like billy does ) and they stated going under some trees when a damn snake fell in the boat ...my grandad reached over pulled out his .38 speacial and started shooting at the snake..lmao well you guessed it sunk the boat....

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by 34pumped
jipped wtf ? bro ? crazy mofo!!! and i knew billy would have a story!! lmao.......me haha i got a good story and very much true ..my dad and his dad were fishing around a lake bank close to it...they both were drinking alot (like billy does ) and they stated going under some trees when a damn snake fell in the boat ...my grandad reached over pulled out his .38 speacial and started shooting at the snake..lmao well you guessed it sunk the boat....

LMAO that sounds like something my grand dad would do he was scared of snakes.

I had goats too and still do. my son has 3 pet boer goats the males are so nasty they hike their leg and pee on their head when a female is in heat. my fatherinlaw said it helps em smell better to the girl goats. i tried it once at a club and it didnt work for me......... wonder why. lol i am getting them all neutered so they wont do that anymore.

[lilgirlmedic]

ok here is one....
First off I live in a very small town. A few years ago I was doing my paramedic ride out with my partner (also riding out) the FTO and his partner. It was extremly foggy. We get a call to go out on the main hwy that runs thru town to assist PD. No reason or explanation as to why. We get out there and they are chasing an emu up and down the hwy. They are afraid it may cause an accident and don't want any over turned 18 wheelers in the middle of town. So their brilliant idea is to herd this emu into the ambulance.
My 1st reply was Hell NO, health dept would s*@t a brick. 2nd was wtf am I gonna do with it once it is in there. Well my partner, who is cajun, tells them to get a rope he will rope it. So off a police officer goes to Wal-mart, runs in and get a rope w/o paying for it. Comes back and gives it to my partner. Well it takes him about 15 mins but he gets it.
Then we are standing there with the lassoed emu on the ground and the owner finally shows up. He said well it is a loss since it is dead. My partner says, "No, it isn't dead" while lifting up the rope and the poor limp emu dangling on the other end. I had to walk away cause I was laughing so hard. All my partner could say was "Can I have the meat, I need to know soon so I can gut it."
It was one hell of a good night!

[3Vandoo]

Oh yeah

In first grade, me and my school we went to a autumn camp.

There was a goat in their farm, so I bent over to tie my shoes and that bastard drove his head directly to my ass!


I even have the pic

here the SOB!!!!!!!!

[3Vandoo]

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