describe the worst drunk of your life ...

[Morgan]

My 24th birthday, had a thing for Tanqueray gin which after about 5-6 gimlets doesn't go too well with tequila and beer. Was drunk for most of the following morning, the bed spin drunk, God, I hate that! When I woke up, looked out my bedroom window-car door open, shoes, socks, pants and underwear on the front lawn, only had my shirt on from the night before. Neighbors said it was one of the funniest things they had seen in a while, they just didn't like the singing at 3:00 AM LOL. BTW- I was outside getting undressed for almost 45 minutes according to them.

[edvedr]

i went to an amusement park after my junior prom, had 2 hours of sleep, empty stomach, and i drank 2 screwdrivers that were in large mcdonalds cups, i drank with a straw and killed them both in like 10 min. i got carried off in a stretcher and my parents had to drive to another state to pick me up. oh and it was mothers day!

[Keiser]

Well, there is this gay night club here in Houston (Pudgy, kinda like backstreet in Atlanta in Midtown), my hairdresser is gay, so he always talked about how all the hott girls go there with their gay friends, because they can have fun and won't get hit on. So my friends and I think it will be cool to go and hit on all the girls, so we go:

Before hand one friend just had a bad breakup, so he brought over a bottle of tequila and started slamming shots, making me take them with him (tequilla kills me, I don't drink it anymore), probably took 8-9 shots before we even left the house.

Got to the club, it was cool, drank some more, he was right, there were alot of women in there, BUT I got so wasted that I didn't know where I was, stumbled outside, walked a block (for no reason) and then passed out on the curb on the side of the road. My friends had no idea where I was, the cops found me & somehow I was taken to the hospital (not sure how, I guess an ambulance).

Come to find out, one of the FAGGOT bartenders, slipped something into my drink. So I was wasted AND drugged.

When my friends tell the story, they say I was passed out on the street corner with my pants down, but that isn't true, lol. I hate it when they tell this story.

[OldWiseGuy]

This is wild and true drank one bottle everclear and three bottles of wine mixed in a jug had a orgy with my first wife and four of her girlfriends she knew from her high school days and went skinny dipping in the apt pool and everyone that came down to the pool got naked (close to 40 people) and luckly there was a high brick wall or the cops would have busted us all. Later I went and passed out sitting on the crapper and woke up with the mother of all hangovers when the renter of the apt (female) screamed when she came the the bathroom. My ass hurt from sittin for most of the nite on the crapper. I didn't return to normal till a couple of days passed by. I'm much smarter nowdays and don't drink.

[THE JUICE]

Originally posted by BouncersBabe
Uggghh...don't wanna think about it.....

me neither

[THE JUICE]

[CJWolf]

i think this weekend is going to be one of the worst ones of my life ...

but the current worst one ... i'll have to post it later ... i get tired after getting some

[Speedracer59]

Funneled a pint of Jim Beam after about 20 beers in college. Needless to say the next day was eventful.

[lsu711]

Oh Shit!!! All of my college roomates and I went down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras last year, and one of the girls got waaaay ahead of the rest of us, so she basically ruined our buzzes and did the girl version of cockblocking us. Hehe!! We had met these totally hot guys and they invited us over to their hotel room, but here comes my drunk ass roomate to ruin it all for us.... I don't think I have ever seen anyone act so dumb, and neither had those hotties. damnit I still get mad thinking about it. PLUS, she is about 200 lbs, and we had to carry her ass up a flight ot stairs!!! Talk about a TOTAL BODY WORKOUT. That certainly wasn't the total body workout that I wanted to get that night.

[Keiser]

Originally posted by lsu711
Oh Shit!!! All of my college roomates and I went down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras last year, and one of the girls got waaaay ahead of the rest of us, so she basically ruined our buzzes and did the girl version of cockblocking us. Hehe!! We had met these totally hot guys and they invited us over to their hotel room, but here comes my drunk ass roomate to ruin it all for us.... I don't think I have ever seen anyone act so dumb, and neither had those hotties. damnit I still get mad thinking about it. PLUS, she is about 200 lbs, and we had to carry her ass up a flight ot stairs!!! Talk about a TOTAL BODY WORKOUT. That certainly wasn't the total body workout that I wanted to get that night.

Man that really sucks bad for those guys........ I woulda hated the 200lb girl that night...

[Starr]

Bourbon Street, NOLA...

enough said

[lsu711]

Believe me, she definately got what was coming to her. For the rest of the trip SHE WAS BUYIN THE ALCOHOL, and we made her go up to women and hit on them as punishment. (she is the biggest homophobic, so making her do that was punishment enough)

[Keiser]

Originally posted by lsu711
Believe me, she definately got what was coming to her. For the rest of the trip SHE WAS BUYIN THE ALCOHOL, and we made her go up to women and hit on them as punishment. (she is the biggest homophobic, so making her do that was punishment enough)

lol, i've been to New Orleans, its crazy there, but also kinda dirty feeling...... I'm in Houston, so i'm not too far from Louisanna. We drive over to the casino (coushatta) all the time, only 2.5 hours to be exact.

[lsu711]

YAH It's totally crazy, especially during Mardi Gras. I was born n raised there.
Home, fucked up Home
I'm just kidding, I love it there.

[Keiser]

Originally posted by lsu711
YAH It's totally crazy, especially during Mardi Gras. I was born n raised there.
Home, fucked up Home
I'm just kidding, I love it there.

Yeah, where exactly is LSU, it isn't in New Orleans is it? Brittney Spears is from Louisanna, so there are some hott girls there, i'm sure you are one of them