Best FART Story ?

[lxorl]

Why not..... lol

Im a big fan of the crowded elevator fart..... except i always laugh and give it away.

[Keiser]

hey bro, not to get off topic, but your pm box is full and i'll give you a detailed response to your question later on ok? I have some ideas for you.....

[lxorl]

Originally posted by LadiesMan
hey bro, not to get off topic, but your pm box is full and i'll give you a detailed response to your question later on ok? I have some ideas for you.....

What the fu*k Farts only.... damit....lol yeah i cleared it up... or you can email me ahurst2001@yahoo.com

i appreciate it... hopefully someday it will take off

[m0chi69]

the treadmill fart.

[lxorl]

Originally posted by m0chi69
the treadmill fart.

Those are nice... or how about the Squat, or ab machine fart.... Why is something so gross so fu*king funny ?? or is it just me ?

[scorpion]

I’m in the back seat on my buddies integra and there is two of my friends in the front seat......and you know when you've just finished eating 100g of protein in one meal [your body can't absorb that] and I let one rip....nice and quiet....it was very VERY warm commin out and this thing was like some kind of Biological weapon.....first it filled the car....then the right temp and then it mixed with the oxygen and BAM it hit them like a nuclear war head....my buddy is swerving ....franticly trying to open the windows....there fucken cursing...my one buddy is GAGGING like crazy....BOTH hanging there heads out of the window one gagging and both with eyes tearing....ahhhh how satisfying was that

[lxorl]

Originally posted by scorpion
I’m in the back seat on my buddies integra and there is two of my friends in the front seat......and you know when you've just finished eating 100g of protein in one meal [your body can't absorb that] and I let one rip....nice and quiet....it was very VERY warm commin out and this thing was like some kind of Biological weapon.....first it filled the car....then the right temp and then it mixed with the oxygen and BAM it hit them like a nuclear war head....my buddy is swerving ....franticly trying to open the windows....there fucken cursing...my one buddy is GAGGING like crazy....BOTH hanging there heads out of the window one gagging and both with eyes tearing....ahhhh how satisfying was that

Wow written with more detail than an Earnest Hemmingway Book. Talented

[edvedr]

Originally posted by lxorl
Those are nice... or how about the Squat, or ab machine fart.... Why is something so gross so fu*king funny ?? or is it just me ?

i'm with ya, i just laugh my ass off. one time in class in high school my buddy was sitting behind me, well he always used to punch me in the ribs when i would fall asleep. one time as he hit me i rip one and everyone heard it, i could not help but laugh myself

[edvedr]

Originally posted by scorpion
I’m in the back seat on my buddies integra and there is two of my friends in the front seat......and you know when you've just finished eating 100g of protein in one meal [your body can't absorb that] and I let one rip....nice and quiet....it was very VERY warm commin out and this thing was like some kind of Biological weapon.....first it filled the car....then the right temp and then it mixed with the oxygen and BAM it hit them like a nuclear war head....my buddy is swerving ....franticly trying to open the windows....there fucken cursing...my one buddy is GAGGING like crazy....BOTH hanging there heads out of the window one gagging and both with eyes tearing....ahhhh how satisfying was that

that is fantastic!

[lxorl]

ohhh i forgot about a really good one.... It was the 6th Grade Governors super fit test.... you know where you have to do chiin ups sit ups, run the mile, and the sit and reach.....

Anyway im about 3 situps in and i ripped one all over the poor lady holding my feet down... i was laughing so Fu*king hard i think i might have squeezed out 10 sit-ups in a minute

[scorpion]

LMFaO.....I find nothing more funny than poo-poo jokes

[scorpion]

LMFAO

[edvedr]

here is another, ths same kid that punched me wound up being my roommate for like 5 years and he just stunk, he is the smelliest indiviual you will ever meet, well once we were in his car and he was laughing his ass off because he kept shitting his pants and it was so gross, not even funny really that bad, well the last one he rips he does not laugh, his face turns pale and he turns the car around, i'm like whats wrong, no reply.........turns out he really did shit his pants and he went home to change and take a shower

[scorpion]

LMFAO

[m0chi69]

Originally posted by lxorl
Those are nice... or how about the Squat, or ab machine fart.... Why is something so gross so fu*king funny ?? or is it just me ?

squat farts are DANGEROUS. deep squat farts... thoughts of those give me nightmares.