Best FART Story ?

[jipped genes]

i farted in class once it was supposed to be quiet but it resonated on the plastic chair. i blamed it on the girl next to me, she protested but the more she did the guiltier she looked.

[AK-47]

Originally posted by Friggemall
Want a good fart joke laugh? http://kaos.m0f0.net/~zathan/humor/

go to the 5th one down: Fart within the matrix.mpg

Hope you laugh. Love a good fart joke.

And m0chie, with that avatar can't imagine yours being anything but roses...

Fuckin Halarious...
Smell good don't they??

[Ah-nuld_T3]

LOL! A long time ago when I was in high school some punk sitting next to me told me this joke, and I wasn't expecting to hear something that funny and then......BLOUGH! I tore a super loud and stinky fart! LOL! I was practically choking from laughter and embarassment. It was one of those times when you laugh so hard no sound comes out and you turn cherry red! LOL!

[bigboy9]

I like this topic, some funny stories, I am sitting at work laughing my ass off.

I like to hold my farts when I am watching a movie with my gf till a real quiet important part in the movie and then just let it rip, it is funny as hell.

[THE JUICE]

im always laying some nasty ones. I eat too much

[mj23]

found this thread and had to write......JIPPED you almost took mine to the T. I have 2 good ones.

2nd grade I let one in music class off a plastic chair that resinated and went" awe Nicki!!!"....the music teacher sent her to the principals office as I acted totally disgusted and the rest of the class laughed. I was the usual trouble maker and she got burned. She cried and protested the whole way out the door...awesome.

my second is me in gradeschool playing videogames upstair at my house. I let a very hot popper that even I could barely stand. It was nuclear....almost like a industrial strenght form of methane. a few minutes later my dad came in and his face was that of shear horror. he frantically started checking all the pipes for gas leaks and even had a repairman come over. Not just that but I went to the movie store to buy a new game came back 45 minutes later and I could still smell the aftermath!!!!

RADO your pulling the sheets over your chicks face is aka the "dutch oven".

any more good ones out there?

OH...the crop dusting line made me laugh for a few minutes....and the one about your 2 buddies in the car....if I am driving I lock the windows

[3Vandoo]

10 years ago, doing a judo session I was fighting with my sensei, and he got me down and was holding me to end the fight, I let the worst noisy and smelly fart possible, He stood up and yelled " YOU WIN"

ooops

[mj23]

I had Judo 6 years ago and I remeber being so exhausted on the mat I felt my bowels loosening......complete exhuastion if there would have been anything in the works I would not have been able to control it. Your story is better "YOU WIN"

[njjuicer]

hahahaha this thread rules!




everytime i got to fart illt ell ym sister to "come here" and ill le tthat shit go in her face LOL also when i wa sliek 15 or so i let one go o he rpillow tha shit strunk for liek 2 days and she cried every minute of it LOL

[THE JUICE]

for me the best ones are when Imriding with my family in the car and allof a sudden I let a huge mutha out and loud ass hell. Within minutes everyone is screaming at me and shit, hahahahahaha. I also like doing those little nasty quite ones that reek.