Last crazy thing your wife said

[jolter604]

Last night my older daughter and her friend were over and they were in the kitchen. Also my 8 year old was in there getting her snacks.
Wife comes home from work and was in the kitchen getting a glass of water. I made chicken tacos a hour before.

She was in front of the fridge and stepped in something sticky.
And looked at me and said this is where you spilled that mango.
Which was on Wednesday when I was making smoothies.

The floor had been moped twice already.
I just looked at her and laughed and said sure babe that's the spot. My daughters friend told her she spilt salsa there and would get a rag and wipe it up.
Her response was oh.
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[jolter604]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

This one was my favorite of the day.
She will suck as long as she can swallow my load instead of messing up her make up
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[jipped genes]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

This one was my favorite of the day.
She will suck as long as she can swallow my load instead of messing up her make up
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Lucky bastard. My man junk is like wife repellent to mine.

[jolter604]

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Lucky bastard. My man junk is like wife repellent to mine.

Yeah it only last about 5 minutes and I have to rub her shoulders for like 15 minutes [emoji849][emoji849][emoji849][emoji849][emoji849]

[mtnmedic]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

Yeah it only last about 5 minutes and I have to rub her shoulders for like 15 minutes [emoji849][emoji849][emoji849][emoji849][emoji849]

Lucky is right, I'd give just about anything for a five minute hug.[emoji3064]

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[mtnmedic]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

Not funny then but funny now, "We're just friends I swear".

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[jolter604]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

Mine just asked "when do u want me to put the chicken in the oven." I said like a hour she replied "I will put it in now I'm hungry." [emoji1787][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji23]

[Dzone]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

Not my wife but a girl recently told me that she thinks its a woman's right to go through a guys cell phone if he leaves it out and falls asleep. Wtf?

[jolter604]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

Not my wife but a girl recently told me that she thinks its a woman's right to go through a guys cell phone if he leaves it out and falls asleep. Wtf?

Mine won't get near my phone she is good like that.
And I came out the shower to this[emoji106]

[jipped genes]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

Yeah it only last about 5 minutes and I have to rub her shoulders for like 15 minutes [emoji849][emoji849][emoji849][emoji849][emoji849]

Fair trade IMO.

[Dzone]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

Yep,she says every guy she dates, she waits for him to go to the bathroom and leave his cell phone sitting there, she grabs it and scrolls thru his text messages while he is taking a leak. LOL

[jolter604]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

Yep,she says every guy she dates, she waits for him to go to the bathroom and leave his cell phone sitting there, she grabs it and scrolls thru his text messages while he is taking a leak. LOL

It only proves they have something to hide.
Next time she hits the bathroom down load a video game and start playing it until she comes out[emoji23][emoji16][emoji23][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji16]

[Dzone]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

If any girl who I date goes thru my phone, she will probably be dumping me immediately LOL

[jolter604]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

I have been on trt last 2 years
I did not pull out
She said I'm so pregnant lmao

[guns01]

Re: Last crazy thing your wife said

I have been on trt last 2 years
I did not pull out
She said I'm so pregnant lmao

my second kid was during the biggest longest hardest run of my young and very stupid life. we are talking a base of 3g of test with drol deca and tren along with gh. no hcg or anything like that during and presto baby on the way and i was about 14 weeks in. so i can tell you from personal experience that just because they say it will make you sterile. it damn sure didnt me and i know quite a few others that had ran for years and years and still knocked people up.