Beginner forgets to spin...

[DragonRider]

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Gear user forgets to spin

By Maya Bello | Post New York Bureau
Posted December 20, 2003

Futterman told us Friday "I had found this box of gear in a McDonalds bag at my gym." For those who don't use highly illegal and deadly steroids (a.k.a. roids, gear, and fluffers) bodybuilders use McDonalds bags as an inconspicuous means of transporting the illegal substance.

"I thought 'gee wizz Merry Christmas Jason!' and I started a cycle right away by following the instructions on the vials. I knew it was good stuff the second I drank the first vial."

First off he finds someone elses gear and decides to use it. He is a thief. He knew that wasn't his.
Second it's in a vial indicating it's intramuscular not oral, why would he drink it?
Third, how many of you have bought gear that had the instructions on how to use on the vial? I know I never have.
Last, how many of you have carried gear in a McDonalds bag? According to the story, it's a common method of transportation.

[John Benz]

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First off he finds someone elses gear and decides to use it. He is a thief. He knew that wasn't his.
Second it's in a vial indicating it's intramuscular not oral, why would he drink it?
Third, how many of you have bought gear that had the instructions on how to use on the vial? I know I never have.
Last, how many of you have carried gear in a McDonalds bag? According to the story, it's a common method of transportation.

You still don't get that this post was a joke?

[DragonRider]

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You still don't get that this post was a joke?

I admit sometimes things go over my head.
But, in my defense we do live in a country where they have to put "not to be taken orally" on a tube of Preperation H and have to include the warning "do not attempt to use a hot iron with your clothes on" with new irons. So, I could imagine someone actually doing that.

[BigE22]

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If I see anyone spnning at my gym I am afraid I would have to find a new gym to go to....because after I beat the idiots ass I probaly would get my membership revoked.....

[Marshal mathers]

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hee hee hee

[Cpt. Caveman]

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Help me . . i'm sooo frickin dizzy guys . . . . I was just doing what the guys at the gym told me to do . . .you know spinning . . . . I think I'm gonna friggin puke my head is so dizzy . . . .
ooooooohh.

[HungarianBeast]

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WARNING:

I tried spinning last night and I accidentally spun counter clock wise and my BP went up 10 points. Be careful, this is not something to play around with. You must remember to spin clock wise and I recommend a spotter so you don't fall onto the weight rack.

You would have been fine if you were in the other hemisphere...