My dad got in a fight yesterday!!!

[tn94z]

TweetMy dad used to fight all of the time when I was a kid, but he is 60 years old now. There is a gas station in my town where the older men gather and just shoot the bull. This man we know came up and started cussing my dad. My dad told him to leave him alone or he was going to hurt him, so the man left. A few minutes later the guy came back and started cussing him again, so daddy told him if he really wanted his a** kicked to go to the school across the street right now. The guy jumped in his truck and drove across the street and my dad followed him. Daddy said the guy got out of the truck with a caulk gun like he was going to whoop him with it. My dad slapped him and then pushed him over the hood of the truck and proceeded to beat him down. The guy had blood coming out of his ears, nose, eyes, mouth....it was a beating! The guy was yelling, "he is killing me...someone call the cops.!" The cops came and took that guy to jail.

My dad is a big belly but his arms are like tree trunks and he has those rough, hard leather hands! He has worked in construction his entire life. I was joking with him telling him he has built up some "street cred." Anyway, I thought that was funny!

[Doink the clown]

TweetStreet cred, that story is awesome!

[horsepwr]

Tweetyes! another loud mouth learns a lesson. "he's killing me"lol...that's classic

[deepsouth]

TweetMan its good to see he still has it in him- just remind him that punk kids today carry guns and do know how to fight so be careful

[2-Swole]

Tweethaha ur dad is like KJ Noons' dad..whippin some ass!

[Dzone]

TweetOh man. Good that your dad came out on the good end. Anymore its scary to get into it with anyone in a car. You dont know what they are packin and people can get stupid. This would make for a n interesting discussion I think.

[jipped genes]

Tweetwhen i was a mouthy kid 22-23 years ago i got beat down by an "old" man.

i remeber looking up and for an instant seeing a hard fist clear as life coming down at me in slow motion. it kept coming and i was yelling i was sorry between blows

the guy reached down and lifted me with one hand. i was stnding in front of him. he brushed me off and laughed

he told me not to mess with old men

i would rather kick a sleeping pitbull in the nuts than mess with another guy like that

[tn94z]

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when i was a mouthy kid 22-23 years ago i got beat down by an "old" man.

i remeber looking up and for an instant seeing a hard fist clear as life coming down at me in slow motion. it kept coming and i was yelling i was sorry between blows

the guy reached down and lifted me with one hand. i was stnding in front of him. he brushed me off and laughed

he told me not to mess with old men

i would rather kick a sleeping pitbull in the nuts than mess with another guy like that

I hear you man! Some of the guys are what I call "weathered." They are from a different generation. I won't mess with an old man unless I have to.

[Dzone]

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I hear you man! Some of the guys are what I call "weathered." They are from a different generation. I won't mess with an old man unless I have to.

wow, I wonder how long it will be before im weathered..? LOL

[tn94z]

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wow, I wonder how long it will be before im weathered..? LOL

That sounded worse than I meant it too What I mean by weathered is he has been working in construction outside and running backhoes and dozers since I was a kid. Those kinds of guys have that rock hard skin and gritty hands that feel like they would just rip your skin apart if they ever slapped you....you know what I mean?

[horsepwr]

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when i was a mouthy kid 22-23 years ago i got beat down by an "old" man.

i remeber looking up and for an instant seeing a hard fist clear as life coming down at me in slow motion. it kept coming and i was yelling i was sorry between blows

the guy reached down and lifted me with one hand. i was stnding in front of him. he brushed me off and laughed

he told me not to mess with old men

i would rather kick a sleeping pitbull in the nuts than mess with another guy like that

lmao...man, that's some good shyt. You got me laughin like hell.

I watched a friend of mine in high-school get his t-shirt snatched off his body like a magic trick from running his mouth at a middle aged dude. My friend was running his mouth and the guy just walked up to him and snatched downward on my buddy's shirt. I guess the man was trying to just pull him to the ground real quick, but he did it so fast, with such force, that his shirt just ripped off. And it kinda pulled my friend down a little, and my buddy tried to back up as he was pulled forward, so the motion it put him in made him look like a rag doll. It was hilarious.

[badasz32]

Tweetyeah old guys have the "old man" strength. and will always pull that bullshit in basketball where the back u up under the rim for an easy layup. haha.