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      I got this off of another forum by a guy named Tom Bennett. The sad part is I think he's serious.

      What's with juicers not thinking people can tell that they're on the ****:

      FOR THE RECORD I HAVE ZERO PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE TAKING STEROIDS
      I DO NOT CONDEMN GUYS WHO USE
      I'M ALL FOR SUPERHUMAN FEATS OF STRENGTH-I ADMIRE IT
      IN FACT I REALIZE THAT TO COMPETE IN THE UPPER ECHELONS IT'S PRETTY MUCH A NECESSITY

      with that being said here's how I can usually tell (this has been verified by many HONEST users who have confessed what I already knew)

      1. big round pumpkin head
      2. abnormally large traps and delt sweep & often huge upper back
      3. reddish skin color
      4. water under skin
      5. high strength versus bodyweight ratio
      6. very quick gains in strength ( knew a douchebag who's squat had lingered around 550 for 4 years then jumped to 650 in 12 weeks who denied using-later confirmed he was )
      7. prone to wearing gay bodybuilding clothes as a badge of honour if a local gym rat type.
      8. hyper sensitive about anyone talking about people being "on"

      so that being said I feel very strongly that YES I can tell who is taking juice. Up to now it's been 95% accurate.
      In fact in the past when I gave the benefit of the doubt my instinct was right 80-90% of the time and the benefit of the doubtees were indeed using.

      Bottom line: Even though you need a test to confirm, lots of us have a really good idea who is on and who is not.

      Of course there are always exceptions for guys who are just supernaturally strong like Marius Pudzinowski, Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, Magnus Ver Magnusson or Ted Arcidi...

      nothing about their physiques or strength would lead one to believe that their using (snicker,chortle,gufaw)...guys come on I know they're strong without the stuff but let's be real.

      AGAIN I'M NOT CONDEMNING IT, I'M ALL FOR SUPERHUMAN FEATS OF STRENGTH...

      just calling bull**** on this whole "You don't know AT ALL if there's no test..." crybaby crap.

      GIVE ME A BREAK.

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      FUNNY!
      ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






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      I've got people here in the nursing home that match about 4 or 5 of those! Maybe I should start hittin up my residents for their stash, huh??????

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      uhh yeah...

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      Another wise guy
      Leaders did what others weren't willing to do, now they enjoy the things that others do not.

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      Quote Originally Posted by kite View Post
      I've got people here in the nursing home that match about 4 or 5 of those! Maybe I should start hittin up my residents for their stash, huh??????
      LMAO!!! THAT GOOD.
      YEA, ANOTHER NO IT ALL...
      HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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      LMAO! That's a funny list. So, all you fukers with big traps are using and if you are sunburned, then it's a definate becuase you have big traps and redish skin. LOL
      I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.


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      lol

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      LMFAO
      Since we are sterotyping here's what I think this guy looks like:

      redneck.jpg

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      LMFAO
      Quote Originally Posted by Scalleywag View Post
      Since we are sterotyping here's what I think this guy looks like:

      redneck.jpg
      ^he's a juicer!!! i can tell
      HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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      ^...by the redneck?

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      and the large mellon

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      i know guys who are natural never touched AAS..they have freaky reddish skin... with nice size traps.. even thick veins.. doesn't mean a thing imho.

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      three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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