TweetShould have their nuts beat in with a Louisville Slugger. Anyone who's depressed because they're single can blow me. Can you phuquing tell how much I love marriage? And my shrink says I'm the phuqued up one because I have "pent up aggression." Sure! Try working 60 hours a week, while wifey sits home and racks bills up. Guess what? We bought a new LG washer today! It does dry cleaning and everything! For $1600, it better massage my testacles after a tough day. I wish I could catch her with the Mexican pool boy so I have a legit reason to leave her. OH, WAIT! We'll have to buy a $40,000 pool first!