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TweetA wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when, suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
“I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
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Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
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TweetI about spit coffee and pee'd myself !
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Tweetthat's why i had the steering wheel, and break pedal removed from the passenger side of the car...
i ask her if she wants to drive.. cause i've pulled to the side of the road, and got in the back seat..
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TweetLOL!! That is when I turn up Pantera real loud and keep saying...WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?? works everytime
TweetNo Pantera when driving! It causes people to get hurt. As a matter of fact, I can't listen to ANY metal or hard rock while driving. I have to drive to country, classic or Christian or else I'm like a mad man. That's what happens when you learn to drive in ATL. Then I come here to Colorado and people are just horrible drivers and it drives me nuts. But, the right music keeps me calm. LOL
TweetI've heard that one before but still funny!