FAST AND FURIOUS, DRIFTED

[SMILEY FACE]

TweetSat night, i was very bored and i decided to hit the cinema and watch the fast and the furious..like any other day, i wore my shorts, and tank top and my gym jacket(somethign very light)...

So i go in and i'am sitting down and watching the movie and for some reaosn i thought of 02 accent and shawn(the guy from the fast and furious) had a southern accent and i busted out laughing so hard AND I WAS LOUD and i could not stop.... and a lil ***** was sitting behind me yanked my chair wt his feet and SAID shut man(so i didnt say nothing, i was like , its my fault and i should have been quite)then he cussed me out(but i did not hear exactly what he said but 4 sure, i heard the word *****)..and i was talking to myslef he just did nOT cussed me out...calm down mikey, calm down(then i snaped out, i was like FOOK IT), I TOOK MY GYM JACKED OFF AND I STOOD UP, AND HE HAD A LARGE POPCORN AND A DRINK BETWEEN HIS LAP, AND I SAID DO U HAVE A PROB WT ME??????? I'AM TELLIN U, HE DID NOT EXPECT ME I WAS THAT BIG, SO HE DROPS TEH POPCORN ON THE FLOOR AND SPILLED HIS DRINK ON HIS LAP AND I CAN SEE TH DUDE WAS SHAKING LIKE THERE IS NO 2MMROW... AND THE DUDE SAID , I'AM VERY SORRY, VERY SOORY MAN AND HIS GF TELLS HIM: U ARE A LIL *****, U ACT UR TOUGH BUT 2DAY I FOUND OUT HOW OF A BIG POOO CCCCCC U ARE.... AND THEN I SAT DOWN AND THE 2 WHITE BOYS NEXT TO ME WERE CRACKIN UP AND WERE LIKE, U ARE A BIG MOTHER FOOCKER DUDE

[a-bomb83]

Tweetlmao. gettin that head a lil bigger, eh?

[Iron_Gook]

TweetFunny phucking story Mikey... LOL!

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[Fit2bLarge]

Tweetwhat kind of loser goes to the movies alone?

[a-bomb83]

Tweetnow that i think about it, i would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when that happened.

[NATE]

TweetI woulda head butted your big ass......

[SMILEY FACE]

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what kind of loser goes to the movies alone?

man, i was gonna go to sleep and wake up on sunday morning and hit cardio at 530 am and i could not fall in sleep so i decided to hit teh movie...plus my boys were in dc already adn i did nt feel like driving downtown

[DJDIGGLER]

TweetHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Awesome Mikey! If only you had on one of those hat installed camera's so we could see him piss his pants! That would have been priceless to see! I can't stand tough guys that talk like they think their hard. Way to put him in his muthaf'n place! Rep coming your way brotha!

[SMILEY FACE]

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I woulda head butted your big ass......

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[SMILEY FACE]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Awesome Mikey! If only you had on one of those hat installed camera's so we could see him piss his pants! That would have been priceless to see! I can't stand tough guys that talk like they think their hard. Way to put him in his muthaf'n place! Rep coming your way brotha!

what made me laugh even harder is when his girl called him a poooo ccccc...i just could not help it .
i hate those guys when they act like they are da shit and when reality hits, they back off

[SMILEY FACE]

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lmao. gettin that head a lil bigger, eh?

the 2 white boys next to me made my night by telling me how big i'am even though i lost 9 pounds so far

[NATE]

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lol- i didn't say that it would have worked

[NATE]

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the 2 white boys next to me made my night by telling me how big i'am even though i lost 9 pounds so far

You may have gone alone but you didn't leave alone, did ya?

[SMILEY FACE]

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You may have gone alone but you didn't leave alone, did ya?

unfor i did....i stopped at taco bell at 12:40 am , i ate and went home and passed out and woke up at 7 and did cardio for 1 hour on sunday

[DJDIGGLER]

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You may have gone alone but you didn't leave alone, did ya?

HAHAHA no shit I was waiting for him to say that dudes girlfriend left him and went home with Mikey! HAHAHAHA