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TweetMickey and Minnie Mouse were at court for divorce proceedings. The judge
told Mickey, "Look here Mickey Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce from
Minnie!"
Mickey Mouse was stunned and asked, "Why not???"
The Judge said, "I've reviewed all the information you gave to the court,
but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is
crazy!"
Mickey Mouse says, "Your Honour! I didn't say she was CRAZY, I said she was
f**ing Goofy!"
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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
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