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You are 100% Texan if...
TweetYou are 100% Texan if...
1. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
2. You use the phrase "fixin' to" almost daily.
3. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
4. You've ever been excused from school because "the cows got out."
5. You can properly pronounce the town Mexia and Mesquite.
6. You can remember the name of the last state legislator to introduce a bill involving castration and he didn't mean farm animals.
7. You know exactly what calf fries are, and eat them anyway.
8. You can recall hot summers by the year they happened easier than you can remember your mother's birthday.
9. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.
10. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but by the availability of shade.
11. You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
12. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other one go first.
13. When you hear a tornado siren, you go out and look for a funnel.
14. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
15. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.
17 . You know that everything goes better with Ranch.
18 . You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
19. You know that "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
20 . You are 100% Texan if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna Coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
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Re: You are 100% Texan if...
Tweet#20 IN ALABAMA ALL THE TIME
..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”
Re: You are 100% Texan if...
Tweet#20!! OMG!! I didn't believe Mofo when he told me that! We have pop or soda!
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Re: You are 100% Texan if...
Tweetcoke is what we say!
If bigger is better then im better than ever !
Re: You are 100% Texan if...
TweetI think they all qualify for Alabama! Maybe throw in looking for hurricanes instead of tornados.Originally Posted by O2BESOHUGE
#20 IN ALABAMA ALL THE TIME
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Re: You are 100% Texan if...
TweetLived in Texas for fifteen years and it sucked !
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Re: You are 100% Texan if...
Tweet#20 is funny as hell. It's like Klennex, you ask for a Klennex but it's actually a tissue. GA is the same way with the Coke thing. LOL
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