signs your a drunk

[ByRoN]

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You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case - coincidence?
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you walk in.
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women
Roseanne looks good.
Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
"I'm as jober as a sudge."

[BIGMOFO]

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IMO you cant be a drunk and a bb @ the same time

[TRAM]

TweetBYRON IS THERE ANYWAY YOU CAN MAKE YOUR AVATAR LARGER.

[Saucefit]

TweetAnd....you can't spell!

[mick-G]

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BYRON IS THERE ANYWAY YOU CAN MAKE YOUR AVATAR LARGER.

Lol, like your undivided attention to this thread!

[crombie09]

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And....you can't spell!

Hahaha....werd. That gets to me too now, I used to make that mistake all the time. Its "you're" bro.....

[PIT]

TweetNice, It think we can all drink to that!!!

[BICEPBULG]

TweetByron don't BB, so it cool for him to drink! Cheers my friend!