Tweet> > THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

> > * Indubitably
> > * Preliminary
> > * Proliferation

> > THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
> > * Specificity

> > * Antidisestablishmentarianism
> > * Loquacious
> > * Transubstantiate

> > THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
> > * Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
> > * Nope, no more booze for me. (definitely a tough one!)
> > * Sorry, but you're not really my type.
> > * Oh, no, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

> > Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor
> > manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
>warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:

> > WARNING:

> > The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
>happened
>to> > your bra and panties. (or shoes, earrings, the list could go on and
>on...)

> > WARNING:

> > The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when
>you
> > are not.

> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.

> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and
>over
> > again that you love them.

> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are
>really
> > dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. (aah..drunk
>dialing)

> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse
> > with others without spitting.

> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
>burns
>on
> > the forehead, knees and lower back. (or may have you wondering why
your
>neck hurts or where that bruise came from...)

> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher,
> > smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing
>with
> > you. (when they're really thinking-why hasn't someone cut her off
yet
>and
>would you please get her out of here?!?!?)
> >

TweetByron, you are a funny guy. I'm glad to have you around to make me laugh. Next time I'm in Atl we gotta meet up fo sho.