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      she knows i am on a diet and what does she do!!!!!!!!


      krispy kreme donuts!!!!!!! 2 dozen!!!!!!!!!

      she knows i have no power over their sweet goodness.

      i am about to eat one and one becomes two and so on. cheat day was yesterday i am so fat. (jipped genes sobbing "diet ruined")
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      DAMN IM HUNGRY NOW

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      Jipped - you need to convince her to do it with you. My wife has gotten more and more serious about staying in shape as she has seen me over the years. Now she is dieting for 16 weeks with me to do the same show, only Figure instead of BB. We've been on for just over two weeks now and haven't screwed up once.

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      3 down 21 to go! i cant stop!!!!!!!! help!
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

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      damn it i want some... sooooooooo bad..... fuk callories

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      Originally posted by someday
      Jipped - you need to convince her to do it with you. My wife has gotten more and more serious about staying in shape as she has seen me over the years. Now she is dieting for 16 weeks with me to do the same show, only Figure instead of BB. We've been on for just over two weeks now and haven't screwed up once.
      my wife is a junk food junkie she just eats bird like portions and stays thin by that and pilates. me i gotta eat mass quantities. she wont go to my gym either.
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

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      just make sure you burn off all those calories in the bed room.
      Shell regret it when shes walkin funny all next week

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      either that or shell bring home donuts everyday

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      Originally posted by jamesbrosky
      just make sure you burn off all those calories in the bed room.
      Shell regret it when shes walkin funny all next week

      SCIENTIFIC FACT:
      Sex burns 3,500 calories per hour. That is per hour of actual, active sexual activity. Now one doughnut has maybe 300 cal, so eat three doughnuts and copluate for 15.49 minutes...


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      Originally posted by superdog
      SCIENTIFIC FACT:
      Sex burns 3,500 calories per hour. That is per hour of actual, active sexual activity. Now one doughnut has maybe 300 cal, so eat three doughnuts and copluate for 15.49 minutes...

      15 MINUTES!?

      how? i guess i could do it 5 times at 3 minutes each would that work?
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      For real... lol

      Oh and you don`t burn 3,500 cal when your not the one doing the f^ing.

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      be strong man.....just eat a couple and tell her she has to help you "work off" the calories!!

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