TweetDAMN IM HUNGRY NOW
Tweetshe knows i am on a diet and what does she do!!!!!!!!
krispy kreme donuts!!!!!!! 2 dozen!!!!!!!!!
she knows i have no power over their sweet goodness.
i am about to eat one and one becomes two and so on. cheat day was yesterday i am so fat. (jipped genes sobbing "diet ruined")
TweetDAMN IM HUNGRY NOW
TweetJipped - you need to convince her to do it with you. My wife has gotten more and more serious about staying in shape as she has seen me over the years. Now she is dieting for 16 weeks with me to do the same show, only Figure instead of BB. We've been on for just over two weeks now and haven't screwed up once.
TweetFeed them to the dogs, quick!
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TweetUMMMMM doughnuts
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Tweetdamn it i want some... sooooooooo bad..... fuk callories
Tweetmy wife is a junk food junkie she just eats bird like portions and stays thin by that and pilates. me i gotta eat mass quantities. she wont go to my gym either.Originally posted by someday
Jipped - you need to convince her to do it with you. My wife has gotten more and more serious about staying in shape as she has seen me over the years. Now she is dieting for 16 weeks with me to do the same show, only Figure instead of BB. We've been on for just over two weeks now and haven't screwed up once.
Tweetjust make sure you burn off all those calories in the bed room.
Shell regret it when shes walkin funny all next week
Tweeteither that or shell bring home donuts everyday
TweetKICK HER OUT OF THE HOUSE
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TweetOriginally posted by jamesbrosky
just make sure you burn off all those calories in the bed room.
Shell regret it when shes walkin funny all next week
SCIENTIFIC FACT:
Sex burns 3,500 calories per hour. That is per hour of actual, active sexual activity. Now one doughnut has maybe 300 cal, so eat three doughnuts and copluate for 15.49 minutes...
Tweet15 MINUTES!?Originally posted by superdog
SCIENTIFIC FACT:
Sex burns 3,500 calories per hour. That is per hour of actual, active sexual activity. Now one doughnut has maybe 300 cal, so eat three doughnuts and copluate for 15.49 minutes...
how? i guess i could do it 5 times at 3 minutes each would that work?
TweetFor real... lol
Oh and you don`t burn 3,500 cal when your not the one doing the f^ing.
Tweetbe strong man.....just eat a couple and tell her she has to help you "work off" the calories!!
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