My wife bought an oil diffuser thingy

[jipped genes]

TweetIt came with like 30 different oils to make your home smell nice.

She set it up and tried tangerine the first day it was OK the next I chose, patchoulie oil. I do not know what a patchoulie is but it kinda smells like pot. so i have it running and I am looking at my wife and we are sniffing the air thinking about our college dorm rooms.

my son comes home. "WHAT THE HELL!" we explained it was patchoulie oil and not reefer.

we ordered takeout and we had stopped thinking about the oil as my wife turned it off and dumped it. the guy got there, when my wife opened the door and he took a sniff he got a big grin.

my wife had no idea what was happening but I got it. I hollered "hurry up babe I got the munchies!"

When she closed the door she realized what was up and said "now that guy thinks we are potheads!"

my son and I busted out laughing

[BABY1]

Tweetlmao that's hilarious. I am an oil nut myself. I must try that one. My top ones are lavender or eucalyptus but that one sounds like a winner

[mtnmedic]

TweetWow ! I finally bought one of those too and I really like it. I like the lavender, lemon grass and the frankincense is pretty cool too. The patchouli is pretty popular with the lesbians and hippies actually. A good quality oil really makes a difference I found.

[BABY1]

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Wow ! I finally bought one of those too and I really like it. I like the lavender, lemon grass and the frankincense is pretty cool too. The patchouli is pretty popular with the lesbians and hippies actually. A good quality oil really makes a difference I found.

The Frankincense is great and pricey

[Dzone]

TweetPatchouili is an aphrodisiac. Its a sex herb. Nymphomaniacs wear it. I love it.

[rocky83]

TweetThis is all new to me, but gonna check into it.

[BABY1]

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Patchouili is an aphrodisiac. Its a sex herb. Nymphomaniacs wear it. I love it.

allover that one.lmao

[Dzone]

TweetIf I go out with a girl and she smells like patchouli, Im thinking damn, how did I get so lucky lol

[Dzone]

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allover that one.lmao

haha trust me, I was laughing pretty hard when I wrote that

[jipped genes]

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Patchouili is an aphrodisiac. Its a sex herb. Nymphomaniacs wear it. I love it.

not my wife, just pissed her off. i have a better chance of getting abducted by aliens after winning the lotto than getting some this weekend