Favorite Movie Quotes (Preferably Comedy's)

[sensitivenips]

Tweetwhat are your favorite movie quotes...preferably comedy's, but hey i dont discriminate so if you have some serious shit post that too.

im gonna start this one of with one of my favorite lines from a classic comedy, its a little long so im gonna keep it short:

"...and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."

Princess Bride

[sensitivenips]

Tweetthis one is from a song in Billy Madison:

clown: "Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. HA HA HA."

[sensitivenips]

Tweet"the urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle."

Ace Ventura Pet Detective - When Nature Calls

[chris32]

Tweetall that comes to mind is scarface and everyone knows them...bump

[guage]

Tweeti take my coffee black.......... just like my men......... the original "airplane" movie, the look on the kids face is classic


excuse my while i pull this out.. blazin saddles another classic

pooo down dem panties boy and squeeeal like a pig.. not a comedy but great line. deliverance

[cb1]

TweetI was born a poor black child. The lord loves a workin man, never trust whitey. He hates cans.=the jerk

[cb1]

TweetHow will I know which wallet? The one that says BMF. Samuel Jackson, Pulp fiction

[cb1]

TweetYou cant trust Melanie but you can always trust Melanie to be Melanie. Samuel Jackson, Jackie Brown.

[sensitivenips]

Tweet"i am a sheep shipper...people sees the pictures of the sheep, you know, they pick the ones they like, you know its like 'oh i want that one its very stylish you know its a stylish sheep. oh, no, i want the shy one who doesnt want to baa.' or they buy the sassy one whos like 'hey i see you, baa, baa."

just go with it

[AmericanViking]

TweetI think this topic came up a few years back and my favorite still hasn't changed:

"I ain't got time to bleed" Jesse Ventura - Predator

[Heavy Hitter]

TweetThe TV series hits and misses. Pete Rose said. "that one kid looks like a professional blood donor" That shit had me busting up.

[Dzone]

TweetBest advice ever

[Dzone]

Tweet"He did not just get off the ****in couch, if he did,, I want to buy a ****ing couch like that"

[Dzone]

Tweet" So youre telling me theres a chance"

[sensitivenips]

Tweet"you had two pairs of gloves this whole time"

dumb & dumber