Tweetthis one is from a song in Billy Madison:
clown: "Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. HA HA HA."
Tweetwhat are your favorite movie quotes...preferably comedy's, but hey i dont discriminate so if you have some serious shit post that too.
im gonna start this one of with one of my favorite lines from a classic comedy, its a little long so im gonna keep it short:
"...and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."
Princess Bride
Tweetthis one is from a song in Billy Madison:
clown: "Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. HA HA HA."
Tweet"the urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle."
Ace Ventura Pet Detective - When Nature Calls
Tweetall that comes to mind is scarface and everyone knows them...bump
Tweeti take my coffee black.......... just like my men......... the original "airplane" movie, the look on the kids face is classic
excuse my while i pull this out.. blazin saddles another classic
pooo down dem panties boy and squeeeal like a pig.. not a comedy but great line. deliverance
TweetI was born a poor black child. The lord loves a workin man, never trust whitey. He hates cans.=the jerk
TweetHow will I know which wallet? The one that says BMF. Samuel Jackson, Pulp fiction
TweetYou cant trust Melanie but you can always trust Melanie to be Melanie. Samuel Jackson, Jackie Brown.
Tweet"i am a sheep shipper...people sees the pictures of the sheep, you know, they pick the ones they like, you know its like 'oh i want that one its very stylish you know its a stylish sheep. oh, no, i want the shy one who doesnt want to baa.' or they buy the sassy one whos like 'hey i see you, baa, baa."
just go with it
TweetI think this topic came up a few years back and my favorite still hasn't changed:
"I ain't got time to bleed" Jesse Ventura - Predator
TweetThe TV series hits and misses. Pete Rose said. "that one kid looks like a professional blood donor" That shit had me busting up.
Squats make the world go round.
Tweet"He did not just get off the ****in couch, if he did,, I want to buy a ****ing couch like that"
Tweet"you had two pairs of gloves this whole time"
dumb & dumber