You might be a Yankee if...

[BIGMOFO]

TweetYou might be a Yankee if...

The sound of Fran Drescher's voice doesn't bother you.

You've watched the movie "Deliverance" and you're afraid to go on a camping trip. Ever.

For breakfast, you'd rather have potatoes than grits.

You can name at least 4 hockey teams.

You've never eaten Okra.

You wonder why people in restaurants don't talk as loud as you do.

You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun & knife show.

You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

You've never had grain alcohol.

You are familiar with all the rules to Lacrosse.

You have no idea what a polecat is.

You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

You've never had bangs.(ed. note - OR if you do have them, they aren't several inches ABOVE the top of your head)

You'd rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.

You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.

You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

You refer to two or more people as "you guys" instead of "y'all".

You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

You prefer a bagel over a donut.

You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob,Kay Bob, Bob Bob, Sara Jane)

You get freaked out when strangers in public talk to you.

None of your fur coats are made with real fur.

You don't know what a Piggly-Wiggly is.

You think NASCAR stands for the North American Society for...(something)

You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

Your idea of a perfect meal is "Lahbsta and Clam Chawdah."

You use the horn in your car more than once or twice a year.

Everything you know about the Civil War you learned watching TV.

You don't "reckon".

You're not "fixin" to do anything.

You use POP and not COKE to order a sprite.

[solidground]

TweetYou use the horn in your car more than once or twice a year.
more like once or twice an hour

id say most of those are true..but if you order a sprite why not just say "i want a sprite"?

[Buffgrandpa]

TweetUh oh

[T-Man007]

Tweet"You get freaked out when strangers in public talk to you."

That's the absolute truth right there. I can tell a yankee everytime if I greet a stranger in public and they respond with 'you talking to me?' As if it's not ok to talk to stangers.

[daved150]

TweetOH I'M PRETTY SURE THIS WAS POSTED FOR ME, HUH MOFO? LOL...I'M AT ABOUT 50% LOL

[Aphrodite]

TweetLOL at Dave!

[mtnmedic]

TweetBorn in western New York, and lived in Florida and bull$hit Texas for 21 years....

[Gooseneck]

TweetI fit about half of those. Yep, I'm from "Joisey" originally, but now live in North Carolina.