OK POST UP YOUR BEST LINES YOUVE SAID TO A GUY OR GIRL...

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetWHETHER THEY ARE TRUE OR NOT, AND MAKE EM GOOD...


HERES ONE:

YOUR A GREAT GIRL THAT DESERVES TO BE TREATED LIKE A LADY AND HAVE SOMEONE WANT THE BEST FOR YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN. I HOPE
SOMEDAY YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN ENOUGH NOT TO LET THAT PERSON SLIP AWAY. TO HAVE IT ALL, YOU HAVE TO RISK IT ALL. BUT MAYBE
BEFORE YOU DO, TALK TO THE PERSON FIRST SO THAT YOU BOTH ARE ON THE SAME PAGE. THAT WAY THE RISK WONT BE THAT BIG OF A GAMBLE.
IT WILL BE CALLED A FUTURE.

THAT ONE WAS A TRUE ONE
O2

[McKenzie]

TweetGood one O2

[a-bomb83]

Tweetyou're father must be a theif. cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes or something like that.

[O2BESOHUGE]

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you're father must be a theif. cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes or something like that.

YOU GET NO POON WITH THAT LINE SON!!!

[T-Man007]

TweetBest set up to meet a woman:

First, let me set the stage. You are at a night club. Now, my rule of thumb is always to get my drinks form the same bartender all night long and way over tip from the very first drink. It doesn't take long before they start getting stronger and 'on the house', if you know what I mean. Make a little small talk with your bartender and so forth.

Then, when you see the woman you want to meet you have your bartender send her a drink. Now, this is even better if you know the bartender personally becasue they will go over and say 'this is from John, the guy over there'. You raise your drink to her and then turn and continue your conversation with whoever is nest to you. You NEVER go over there! She will assume you are going to come over and when you don't she will wonder why. Then, after several minutes, make your firends beat it so you are all alone. She will either come over to you or call you over. The rest is up to you.

The next best set up to meet a woman:

You spot a hot chick at the bar and you go up to her and say 'excuse me, can I ask you something?' I've never had a woman say no. You say, 'look, there is a woman in here that I find absolutely beautiful but I don't want to sound like a totaly cheese ball like the rest of these guys. What would a woman as attractive as you appreciate in a man's approach?'. She will tell you what to do, trust me. Then, you say thanks, and walk away. Then, when she's not looking, you walk back up to her and say or do what she told you to say or do. This will get you the biggest smile you can imagine. Just think about it, the girl just told you how to pick her up. LOL They will tell you that no one have ever done anything like that to them before (unless you are in ATL, then there is a possiblity lol). You instantly get high marks for creativity, coolness and intellignece.

The second one is by far my favorite because it so funny to see the look on their face. They know you got them and they just laugh.

Anyways, those are my two favorites.

[McKenzie]

Tweetwow...for a minute I thought Tman was gonna run his lines on the bartender and pick him up

[T-Man007]

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wow...for a minute I thought Tman was gonna run his lines on the bartender and pick him up

Maybe it was a female bartender!

[a-bomb83]

TweetNICE SHOES...WANNA PHUCK?

[McKenzie]

Tweet^ yeah...keep em coming...

*dusty dick*

[O2BESOHUGE]

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NICE SHOES...WANNA PHUCK?

HES TRYING!!

[a-bomb83]

TweetLEAVE ME ALONE!

[angryoldman]

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NICE SHOES...WANNA PHUCK?

Can I use that one? I like it.

[mtnmedic]

TweetCan I buy you a drink, or would you rather just have the money ?

[Lily]

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Can I buy you a drink, or would you rather just have the money ?

LOLOL I'd laugh at that one...

[mtnmedic]

TweetNever used it, but kinda the attitude you get from these stuck up fat slobs we have up here.