Tweetlmao, byron where do u get this $hit.
Tweet> > THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
> > * Indubitably
> > * Preliminary
> > * Proliferation
> > THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
> > * Specificity
> > * Antidisestablishmentarianism
> > * Loquacious
> > * Transubstantiate
> > THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
> > * Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
> > * Nope, no more booze for me. (definitely a tough one!)
> > * Sorry, but you're not really my type.
> > * Oh, no, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
> > Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor
> > manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
>warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:
> > WARNING:
> > The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
>happened
>to> > your bra and panties. (or shoes, earrings, the list could go on and
>on...)
> > WARNING:
> > The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when
>you
> > are not.
> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and
>over
> > again that you love them.
> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are
>really
> > dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. (aah..drunk
>dialing)
> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse
> > with others without spitting.
> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
>burns
>on
> > the forehead, knees and lower back. (or may have you wondering why
your
>neck hurts or where that bruise came from...)
> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher,
> > smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
> > WARNING:
> >
> > The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing
>with
> > you. (when they're really thinking-why hasn't someone cut her off
yet
>and
>would you please get her out of here?!?!?)
> >
Tweetlmao, byron where do u get this $hit.
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Tweetbyron go drink one please lol
If bigger is better then im better than ever !
TweetThis is some funny stuff!
TweetFunny how your topics change, lol!
TweetByron, you are a funny guy. I'm glad to have you around to make me laugh. Next time I'm in Atl we gotta meet up fo sho.