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Burglar Breaks Into Home

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  • Burglar Breaks Into Home

    An escaped convict breaks into a home and finds a young couple in bed.
    You won't believe what happens next.

    A man escapes from prison and breaks into a house to look for
    money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders
    the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

    While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top
    of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife" " Listen,
    this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
    spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
    how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...
    Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
    you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, He'll kill us
    both. Be strong, honey.

    His wife responds: " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
    He told me that he's gay, thinks your cute, and asked if we had any
    vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. I love you, too! "

  • #2
    Re: Burglar Breaks Into Home

    Omg lmao

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    • #3
      Re: Burglar Breaks Into Home

      GTFO LOL

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      • #4
        Re: Burglar Breaks Into Home

        lmao
        Veritas Vos Liberabit

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