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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed. " Dear Lord,
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through so please allow her body to switch
with mine for a day."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for
his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went
grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills
and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the
dog. Then it was already 1pm and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust and sweep and mop the kitchen floor; ran to the school
to pick up the kids and go tinto an argument with them on the way home. Set
out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework,
then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the
pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwashre, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them
to bed. At 9p.m he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed
to get through without complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
" Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back. "
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, " My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night"
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed. " Dear Lord,
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through so please allow her body to switch
with mine for a day."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for
his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went
grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills
and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the
dog. Then it was already 1pm and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust and sweep and mop the kitchen floor; ran to the school
to pick up the kids and go tinto an argument with them on the way home. Set
out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework,
then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the
pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwashre, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them
to bed. At 9p.m he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed
to get through without complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
" Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back. "
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, " My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night"
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