OK Gym Rats....

[Xadrenaline]

TweetLet's here the f'ed up stories from your gym...
Like the guy that has to stretch in front of everyone while he wears shorts that show his balls when he is stretched... Or the guy that has to perform his kung fu moves as a warm up (both of which I saw just today... ).

Who pisses you off.. the little yuppiue wannabe that takes up two benches, has his smart phone out for everyone to see as he makes calls and plays on it.. while still taking up two benches and weights that he really never lifts, just has sitting there making it look like he lifts it.. theh strolls over to the chick by him and gives her "advice".. 'cause he looks like he knows what the PHUCK he's talking about!! You know the guys...

Let's hear it... Let it out...

Peace,
X

[angryoldman]

TweetI really have nothing exciting. The one that sticks out the most was this 135lb guy who had 225lbs on the flat bench, and was bouncing it so hard off his chest, I thought he was going to crack his sternum. He did about 5 reps, and everytime it went down, it hit his chest so hard it shook to plates. Everyone was looking like "WTF DUDE?"

[Xadrenaline]

TweetAhaahaa... Angry. That is a funny one. It would've been a great story had the weights fell off one side... Slam.. slam...

[FUZO]

TweetTHERES A OLD MAN WHO SWEATS SO BAD AND EVERY DAY HE DOES THE SAME THING AND EVERY DAYS HE NEVER CHANGES. THEN THERES A GUY WHO WEARS THE TIGHTEST SHIRT AND WALKS AROUND WITH HIS CHEST STICKING OUT AND HE'S ABOUT 160LBS. THEN WE GOT A MR LAT DUDE WHO ALSO IS SKINNY AND MAKES SURE WHEN HE WALSK THAT HE FLEXES HIS LATS. THERES ALOT OF CHARACTERS AT MY GYM

[Klash]

TweetThere's this old couple that speed walks into my gym a little after 6a.m., they always wear the same clothes every day (not workout clothes). The lady does about 10 minutes of cardio and a couple exercises and the man does every cable weight station in the gym; they are there a total of about 15 minutes; then they speed walk out. It's a strange site.

[Klash]

TweetYears ago. This lady came into they gym with her daughter. Her daughter was about 4 and was playing in the gym like it was a playground; hanging upside down from the smith machine, acting like the pull down bar was monkey rings, etc. She knew the lady working there so she wasn't asked to leave.

I saw the little girl get on the leg press machine and I had just got the moms attention to inform her of what her little girl was doing when the sled came crashing down on the girls feet; severing one of her toes.

[angryoldman]

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I saw the little girl get on the leg press machine and I had just got the moms attention to inform her of what her little girl was doing when the sled came crashing down on the girls feet; severing one of her toes.

**** that sucks. And the mother probably turned around and sued the gym. Dumb as s people. It should have been, the daughter was playing around on the machine where the mom was working out at, and severed one of her mom's toes.

[bohunt]

TweetWe had this dude in the gym that would put abot 500lb on the leg machine (sled) move it about 3 inches and then stand up and look around to see if anyone was watching his big lift.

[Xadrenaline]

TweetC3PO... Oh man... So, this guy at my gym. He has a HOT girlfriend. I wish I could get a pic and put it on here. She would be like a total fitness girl or amature BB. She the perfect bubble butt from squats and such nice all around physique.. But I digress..
So, loads the freakin' sled with weights all the way to the end, and places them on the top.. right.. Then he takes it down not even half phuking way??? WTF!!!
She has perfect form and lifts respectable weights... He is a phuking chode!

Oh.. then there is this guy and his son. The guy is li8ke late 40's and the son about 19-20... both wear phuking wearing tight UnderArmor shirts... MATCHING!!!! WTF... I would never do that to my kid... Oh, but I look good in one of those shirts. This guy had a gut.. Oh dear no!!!

[Xadrenaline]

TweetKLASH... I could imagine how you felt. On one hand you have to see something so horrific.. but on the other you want to slap the mother and say "No Shyt dumbarse"

[Xadrenaline]

TweetOh.. oh.. oh...
So, this new guy comes in. He must be about 50... wearing this long Greatful Dead hear that is thinning in on the crown had thiese baggy shorts pulled over his phucking navel.. then his t-shirt tucked in.. Oh no.. that wasn't the end. After awhile he took off the t-shirt which he had a freakin' wife beater t-shirt... tucked in??? OMG!!!

Maybe all the freaks just come to my gym.. swear I wish I had a camera to take pics and post them on here.. You guys would be freakin' busting!!!

[NICKD]

TweetI do love the guy dearly who loads up the squat bar or leg press and proceeds to accomplish his 1/4 reps with a smugness peter north has never known.

[mtnmedic]

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a smugness peter north has never known.

Peter North ? lmao !!

[6p6]

Tweethow bout the guy who believes in that old myth of lifting something so heavy you have to grow even if its so heavy you can't move the friggin weight a couple of inches!

[Dzone]

TweetHahahaha, wish I could see that shi t!!!...we got a guy, about 6-4 305 pounds fuqing fat...He called me one day to ask me some q2uestions..I said Who are you?" he said 'Im the big fuqqqing huge guy at the gym. I want to turn pro bodybuilder"...I finally see this big ass babby huey lookin dude who wears sunglasses there even at night walking around with knock-knees, the worst phukin symmetry I ever saw, one trap is like 6 inches higher and one arm isl like 18 inches and the other arm is about 13 inches...everybody in the gym is laughing thier asses off.