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TweetMan goes to see the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised _by this,_asks, "How can that be?"_ The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I_ spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes and_the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
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