TweetMan goes to see the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised _by this,_asks, "How can that be?"_ The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I_ spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"

The man said yes and_the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."

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