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i just went to a conveinience store on the corner to get something to drink with lunch here at the house. a man was behind me in line and puked on the floor right behind me splashing his puke all over my boots and pant legs. his buddy started laughing and that got puker laughing. if i wasnt in uniform i would have beaten pukers ass and his buddy for laughing. it smelled like raw ass and beer, the guys were obviously intoxicated. i called the law. the dumb asses got in their pickup and took off. i followed them in my work truck telling PD their direction till they pulled them over. i will call the officer later and find out if he got him for DUI. justice for being vomit splattered. there was no warning he just puked. WTF! nasty bastard. i have no clean pants and i am throwing away my boots they were a year old anyway. i guess i will wear jeans and sneakers for the rest of the day. why me?
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"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
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lol - sorry you got puked on, but that was funny.The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
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hahahahahahahaha bes tthign i ehrd all day!The Don Juan of Fitness Geared
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work clothe sor not id have smakced that asshole ahrd as hellThe Don Juan of Fitness Geared
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Ahhhh that shits nasty man. I have this thing when people puke near me. I dont get grosses out with puke and shit but I do when i see someone puking or me puked on. If someone were to puke on me I'd kick thier ass and make them lick thier own vomit.
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that was f --uped i hope they got bustedComment
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Yeah u should have threw him down and rubbed his face in it."There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."Comment
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i called the officer after getting home from the gym his shift ended at 1500 hours so i have to call back tommorow"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
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That's nasty bro. Puke is a shit that your ass refuses! They must have been young dumb-asses. The older I get, the less tolerance I have for that kind of bullshit.
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they were like in their late thrirties with beer guts and nascar t-shirts and cut off jean shorts and smelled like they hadnt bathed in a while.Originally posted by Blackfoot
That's nasty bro. Puke is a shit that your ass refuses! They must have been young dumb-asses. The older I get, the less tolerance I have for that kind of bullshit."SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
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Bunch of rednecks I bet. I tell you rednecks do the grossest things. No offense if there are any rednecks viewing thisRIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys
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lol that sucks man, i hope they get bustedComment
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LMAO - sorry man - that's just funny! It's like from a movie or something.
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I know I shouldn't laugh...but yet I cannot stop!
Smart move not hitting him, assault charges are a ***** these daysComment
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Originally posted by jipped genes
they were like in their late thrirties with beer guts and nascar t-shirts and cut off jean shorts and smelled like they hadnt bathed in a while.
That's just wrong man. Grown ass men acting like that.
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