funny drunk stories!

[ByRoN]

Tweetcome on lets hear them

[SUGARBABY]

Tweetwhy dont you start?

[NATE]

TweetI just heard that this guy got so pathetically hammered he pissed his bed...thats about as funny/ stupid as you can get...

[SUGARBABY]

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[Got Gear?]

TweetI fell into a pool in the middle of winter. There was a pool cover over the pool with about 1' of water on top. My friends said I was trying to swim like there was no cover and wasn't making any headway. Course... I was 15yo at the time..

[daved150]

Tweetwell, i think it's funny...me and my wife met in the work place. we started flirting, then lunching (differant cars), then went out on small short dates together (movies, walks at the beach, ect.) no-one at work knew. alot suspected, but didnt know. finally one night i said "screw 'em" there was a party at one of the supervisors house (nightshift, my supervisor) and i wanted her to go with me. so, she gets all dolled up, lookin hot, short dress, tight top, did her hair all up-looked like a rock video chick. she was a redneck!! no-one ever seen her like this, i on the other hand was in a heavy metal band...so we hhok up at my house (i was just trippin at the attire) and drove to the party. all my bro's were hootin' and hollerin', they all worked with her and could'nt believe it. she sat at the table with my boys, soakin up all the attention, tossing back a couple shots of shnapps, while i was talking to a bro. i swear it was like 10 mins. i looked over at her, all smiles, enjoying life, i turn around for 1 freakin minute and my boy's are like....dude, i think she's gonna ralph...DAMN!! i rush her outside (nice sticky florida humidity) and BAM!!!! all over the side of my TA!!!in the window, down the door...all over. i took her home, cleaned her up, and put her to bed.....we still laugh about our 11 min. date!

[daved150]

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I fell into a pool in the middle of winter. There was a pool cover over the pool with about 1' of water on top. My friends said I was trying to swim like there was no cover and wasn't making any headway. Course... I was 15yo at the time..

damn bro, that could've turned nasty!!

[edvedr]

Tweetoh god. i lived with 2 alcoholic bartenders for 5 years. sooo many stories but i can't say that i think they are funny. numerous times when i left in the am for work i found one of them laying in the driveway...in mud. once he was naked. the naked guy also totaled 4 cars. hit our house once with the car. came home another time with 3 flat tires, i heard him coming for miles. picked one up in jail before. the bars had our home # and used to call me at like 2-3am asking me to come get my roommate off the bar floor. another time i was in the living room watching tv, he walked out into the kitchen, lifted the garbage lid and pissed in it. another time he came out and leaned over the couch thinking it was the toilet and puked on it. and lastely one ended up in jail for 5 years for hittin a pedestrian and killed her. it was his 3rd dui.

[daved150]

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oh god. i lived with 2 alcoholic bartenders for 5 years. sooo many stories but i can't say that i think they are funny. numerous times when i left in the am for work i found one of them laying in the driveway...in mud. once he was naked. the naked guy also totaled 4 cars. hit our house once with the car. came home another time with 3 flat tires, i heard him coming for miles. picked one up in jail before. the bars had our home # and used to call me at like 2-3am asking me to come get my roommate off the bar floor. another time i was in the living room watching tv, he walked out into the kitchen, lifted the garbage lid and pissed in it. another time he came out and leaned over the couch thinking it was the toilet and puked on it. and lastely one ended up in jail for 5 years for hittin a pedestrian and killed her. it was his 3rd dui.

damn....no funny there!! that sucks bro...

[edvedr]

Tweetnope not at all. i was a huge partier in my day, not so much drinking tho, and i was the responsible one, these 2 guys had drinking problems. jail woke that guy up and the other fell in love and got his shit together. good thing too, the girl he fell for introduced me to my wife

[Skarhead]

Tweet- made out w/ probably the ugliest girl u'll see
- wasnt able to see straight so while i was pissing in the toilet, i didnt realize that my friend was there passing out and puking. so i pisseda ll over his head unknowingly (surprised i made it to the toilet)
- ive never thrown up, infact ive only thornw up in my life from viruses to begin w/
- pissed my bed in my sleep . i remember dreaming my bed was a sweet toilet...
thats all i can remember from now

[Got Gear?]

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damn bro, that could've turned nasty!!

Yeah.. I was pretty lucky. Especially since the pool I fell into belonged to a guy who had just finished waving a shotgun in our faces and claiming he'd shoot us if we didn't leave (we were after his daughter).

Woke up the next day laying in bed..jacket and shoes still one, soaking wet and covered in mud. Was the 1st time I swore I was never going to drink again

[ByRoN]

Tweetthis thread is funny well i have lots i partied ALOT! i have woken up on the bar at the club all my friends worked at

my boys bday i wrote all over his head and have pics of me putting my nuts on his head while he was passed out!! o have lots more

[BIGMOFO]

Tweetthis one time.....at band camp....byron........


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