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Originally Posted by Dzone

^Holy crap daved, your brother mike took some serious shit. I got kicked in the chest by one of my horses and man, it like to fukin killed me. It was pitch dark and I didnt even see it coming. I thought I was dead...I couldnt bre4ath for a bit and as soon as I came to, I grabbed a whip and chased that horse across the pasture. Then he came up to me and I punched him in the face as hard as I could...LOL...now, Im not a believer in whipping or punching animals, but that sunovabich pissed me off. After I punched him, I went to the ER to get my chest xrayed. The doctor said I shoulda been killed.

lol...dummy cut the frog!! if he had been at a different angle, i'm sure it wouldve killed him...he was holding his head, running around in circles screaming. its probobly why he's such a retard now!! i used to say all the time that i was just too fast!! i had a mare take a swipe at me and i moved, she juuuuust caught my side enough to put a scratch on it, but i felt nothing. i had one 2yr old gelding step on my foot, then lean into it...i was 17. i punched that fuker so hard he dropped to his knees!! never stepped on my toe again!! actually,,,never came near me again, lol.

TweetStrangely I've never broken any bones, but here's a good one: I work for a rail road, and one day I walked up into one of the coaches to cross through to get to the other side of the track. Well, a big, heavy, stainless steel electrical panel access door was open, and I slammed into it with my head as I was going up the stairs. I saw stars, then felt something wet gushing down my face: big time blood rush! It opened my head up like a can of tuna, and I looked like a WWE wrestler who just lost a steel cage/barbed wire match. The shop I was working in didn't have a bathroon or first aid kit, so I grabbed a rag, put it to my head, and ran next door to the next shop. A buncha guys saw me coming, and they were like "DAYUM! WHA HAPPENED????" I ran into the bathroom and cleaned up, and finally got the bleeding to stop. And since I wasn't wearing my hard hat when this happened, I didn't report it, because I woulda gotten written up for a safety infraction. So, I got a first aid kit, and wrapped my head up with gauze like a turbin. When I went to sign out for the night everybody was asking me what was going on, and I told them I was going to join the Taliban, so that's why I was wearing a turbin.

Tweet^ouch!! that'd suck!!

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Originally Posted by venom27

i would have rather been kicked by a horse than my leg caught in an auger

No doubt..OMG..thats some scary shit man