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    1. 07-17-2009, 10:16 PM #1
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      ...Wearing the Patch (It works!)

      The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

      Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

      When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

      Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

      It also works at DMV and the Laundromat.

      Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order.
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    2. 07-17-2009, 10:19 PM #2
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      LMAO...I NEEDD TO GET THE PATCH...HAHA
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      Nice- LOL
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    5. 07-17-2009, 11:53 PM #4
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      Don't forget the Treasury Agent patch it's good for passing the cash you just printed. Just say WTF do you know I'm the Treasury Agent.
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      Ive got the shirt I bought with that logo on it. I go to the store and literaly hispanics will see this and run out of the store. Well not run but kinda walk fast and i'm serious



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      man...genius at work aren't you....great idea
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    10. 07-18-2009, 01:46 PM #7
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      Where are you getting this stuff today? Keepem coming....I'm getting a laugh bro
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      Funny!!!
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      thats good....homeland security would work up hear better!!!
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