Tweetlol...that could happen to me!
TweetA guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. He waves back and says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think You're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
Better make sure the wife doesn't go to the parent-teacher conference. LOL
Tweetlol...that could happen to me!
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TweetAn old man is on a city bus when he catches something strange out of the corner of his eye. The old man now finds himself staring across the aisle in aw. There is a young man with a multicolored mohawk, mocking the old man's stare. He looks at the old man and says, "What the phuck? Haven't you ever done anything crazy in your day old man?" To which the old man replies, "When I was about your age I phucked a parrot...I was just trying to figure out whether or not you were my son!".
I always liked that one.
Tweetgood one, lol
TweetNice.
Tweetisnt that an old cheech and chong skit joke? for some reason it seems familiar.
funny joke!
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...