TweetI smoked my dog because i cant controll myself
Tweet>Pick the month you were born:
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>January--I kicked
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>February--I loved
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>March--I smoked
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>April--I dry humped
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>May--I choked on
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>June--I murdered
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>July--I did the Macarena with
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>August--I had lunch with
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>September--I danced with
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>October--I sang to
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>November--I yelled at
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>December--I ran over
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>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
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>1-------a birdbath
>2-------a monster
>3-------a phone
>4-------a fork
>5-------a Mexican
>6-------a gangster
>7-------my cell phone
>8-------my dog
>9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>10-------my neighbor
>11-------my science teacher
>12-------a banana
>13-------a fireman
>14-------a stuffed animal
>15-------a goat
>16-------a pickle
>17-------your mom
>18-------a spoon
>19-------myself
>20-------a baseball bat
>21-------a ninja
>22-------Chuck Norris
>23-------a noodle
>24-------a squirrel
>25-------a football player
>26-------my sister
>27-------my brother
>28-------an ipod
>29-------a permanent marker
>30-------a llama
>31-------A homeless guy
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>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
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>White----------because I'm cool like that
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>Black-----------because that's how I roll.
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>Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
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>Red------------because the voices told me to.
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>Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
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>Green---------because I hate myself.
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>Purple---------because I'm cool.
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>Gray----------because I was drunk
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>Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
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>Orange-------because I hate my family.
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>Brown--------because I was high.
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>Other-------because I'm a ninja.
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>None--------because I can't control myself
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>Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to
>your friends. And don't forget to send it back to the person that sent
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MINE: I YELLED AT CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE I WAS HIGH!!
TweetI smoked my dog because i cant controll myself
TweetI dry humped a fireman because I was drunk....
LOLOL
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TweetI kicked a permanent marker because I was drunk
TweetI MURDERED A MEXICAN BECOUSE I'M A NINJA
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...
TweetI murdered my sister because that's how I roll.
TweetI danced with my sister because I was drunk....
TweetI dry humped Chuck Norris cause Im sexy and can do what I want!!!! Take that!! Chuck Norris doesnt do push ups, he pushes the earth down!!!!
TweetWith acting skills like that how can you NOT be jeolous!!
TweetHE DOES DO SOME SHITTY ACTING!! AND NOW HES GOT THE DYE JOB ON HIS MELON!!
TweetI yelled at a squirrel because I was drunk
Push it, Pull it, Rack it. Repeat untill wide!!
Take nothing I say as serious, What do I know, I sell water!!
Vet@FitnessGeared.com
TweetI kicked my cell phone because that's how I roll! (or I drop it on an hourly basis is more like it!)
TweetI sang to a goat because I was drunk
TweetI choked on a fireman because that's how I roll.
Hell no I don't roll that way!!!!