Tweetmaybe you should just sleep on the floor and save yourself some misery?

Tweetbuy a futon and sleep on the floor... less distance for you to fall from... LMAO!

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Tweetdude my gf tipped my bike over today. she was just sitting on it and it leaned a lil too much for her 115 pound frame. so the lil one dropped it. its not bad but im gonna replace the lower and middle before i sell it.

TweetDon't feel bad dude, I skydive in my sleep and I wake up when I hit the ground and I'm face down on my bed and jerk real hard when I "crash" and it wakes me up. And no I dont smoke crack. lol

TweetI hear ya 02...I'll be walking down steps and I'll trip and fall and then the impact wakes me up.

TweetOnce when I was about 13 I was pissing in the kitchen trash can in my sleep and my Mom woke me up slapping the S**** out of me.

So no, I don't think you are a weirdo O2..

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Originally Posted by supernova1021

Once when I was about 13 I was pissing in the kitchen trash can in my sleep and my Mom woke me up slapping the S**** out of me.

So no, I don't think you are a weirdo O2..

HAHAHAHA! My brother and his friend went out drinking, then came home and passed out on the couch. My brother woke up because he felt water hitting his face, so he opens his eyes and to his surprise he noticed that his friend was standing and peeing on his coffee table. The piss was going everywhere and went all over his face. Then he flipped and his friend snapped out of it and was like "Oh shit dude" and put his shit away and ran to the bathroom!