TweetNot jerking off, but I did get caught by my parents under the covers with the baby sitter once. No sex, but a lot R&D, if you know what I mean.
TweetDID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT BY YOUR PARENTS OR BROTHERS OR SISTERS JERKING OFF.
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TweetNot jerking off, but I did get caught by my parents under the covers with the baby sitter once. No sex, but a lot R&D, if you know what I mean.
Tweetno but i got caught naked with my mothers friends daughter. i was like 8 so my mom was really shocked!
TweetI can't remember it was too long ago, lol I think so, but it was very embarassing i can not go into details. I was very naughty!
TweetI did.. I was 13 I think..
TweetI knew a kid in highschool who earned the nickname "Flipper" when his friends walked in on him unexpectedly while he was, um . . . lying on his bed. I guess he instinclively flipped over, lol. Everytime I hear "flipper" I think of that kid.
Tweetnope necer did
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Tweeti said i never got caught i beat off everyday
TweetI used to hang out with this kid in high school and when my group of friends were over at his house we asked his little brother if Billy (our friend) touches his private parts when he's sleeping. Mind you this kid is like 5 and our friend was like 15 and they shared the same bedroom. The little brother said " I pretend I sleep and Billy starts making slapping noises with his weiner, and then he pee's white stuff." We were laughing so freaking hard it was great. So from that point on that kids nickname was "White Pee".
As for me I never got caught but my parents rummaged through my stuff when I moved out and found my old porn collection. Yeah that was a tad bit embarrassing when I go to visit and my parents hand me my porn and say "Don't forget this"
Funny times though!
Tweeti have the parent walk in on me while i was doin the dirty with an ex. they were polite and closed the door and left. afterwords we had a talk. "this house isnt a motel" hahaha i still remember the look on my old mans face. My parents are relaly cool though.
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Holy crap thats funny! It reminded me when I lived with my grandparents my grandpa walked in on me banging a girl and I jumped off the bed to my stereo, naked mind you, and told my grandpa we were just listening to music. He kicked her out and told me he's not running a ***** house. Good times!
Tweetmy grandma caught me pulling the pud behind the chicken coop once. she hit me with a bucket of chicken scratch and chased me into the woods screaming in spanish about letting the devil in my soul or somthing like that. i luckily out ran her and we never spoke of it again