VANDALISM

[FUZO]

TweetYOU KNOW I GET TO WORK AND I HAVE TO SEE SHIT THAT SOMEONE PHUCKED SOMETHING UP AT WORK AND DESTROYED IT.I WOULD LOVE TO CATCH THE PERSONS THAT DO THIS KIND OF SHIT.

[SUGARBABY]

Tweetwhat did they phuck up?

[angryoldman]

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YOU KNOW I GET TO WORK AND I HAVE TO SEE SHIT THAT SOMEONE PHUCKED SOMETHING UP AT WORK AND DESTROYED IT.I WOULD LOVE TO CATCH THE PERSONS THAT DO THIS KIND OF SHIT.

Fuzo's torture chamber:
tie them up, sit them down, and give them a horrible perm from the 80's?

[SUGARBABY]

Tweetthat made me think of a story a friend of mine told me.

He repairs homes that have had a fire, water damage, etc and the residents have filed a claim with their insurance company. He went into one home in a really nice suburb of Atlanta to repair the water damage from a flood and in the basement was a built in S&M cage - similar to that of a jail cell - with leather cuffs chained to the bars, ceiling, and floor!

Freaky Deaky's lived there.

[T-Man007]

TweetThat's nothing!

I was in a house (I'm an appraiser) of a women who runs a Christian day care called "Lori's Little Lambs" out of her house. The sweetest woman I've ever met. Her dialog with the children was great. She was very neat and there were Christian pictures and Bible verses everywhere. She even had this van all decked out with her day care name.

So, I'm in the basement and I notice an unfinished area and while I'm measuring it I notice another room next to it. Well, being an appraiser I need to know if it's finished or not, so I try to open the door but it's got a lock and latch system. I notice the lock is not unlocked so I take it off and open the door. BAM! There are boxes and boxes of dildos, videos, hand cuffs, whips, S&M gear, lotions, you name it. Now, at this moment all I'm thinking is "get out before she sees me" so I shut the door as fast as I can. Then I turn around and notice the "normal-looking" bed in the room began to look not so normal. It had this sheet covering the lights above and all kinds of unusual stuff around it. So I headed upstairs as quick as I could. While I'm talking to the lady she says "did you see anything that will help the value of the house?". I swear on my life! I said "yea, I think I got everything" and left.

[Symbolic]

TweetT-Man, that's funny! Crazy, but funny...

[mtnmedic]

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That's nothing!

I was in a house (I'm an appraiser) of a women who runs a Christian day care called "Lori's Little Lambs" out of her house. The sweetest woman I've ever met. Her dialog with the children was great. She was very neat and there were Christian pictures and Bible verses everywhere. She even had this van all decked out with her day care name.

So, I'm in the basement and I notice an unfinished area and while I'm measuring it I notice another room next to it. Well, being an appraiser I need to know if it's finished or not, so I try to open the door but it's got a lock and latch system. I notice the lock is not unlocked so I take it off and open the door. BAM! There are boxes and boxes of dildos, videos, hand cuffs, whips, S&M gear, lotions, you name it. Now, at this moment all I'm thinking is "get out before she sees me" so I shut the door as fast as I can. Then I turn around and notice the "normal-looking" bed in the room began to look not so normal. It had this sheet covering the lights above and all kinds of unusual stuff around it. So I headed upstairs as quick as I could. While I'm talking to the lady she says "did you see anything that will help the value of the house?". I swear on my life! I said "yea, I think I got everything" and left.

Wish I had a neighbor like that !

[SUGARBABY]

TweetT-man I would have crapped in my pants! Or started laughing and not been able to stop!

[ByRoN]

Tweeti would have asked her if i could come over and play!!!

[T-Man007]

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Wish I had a neighbor like that !

Move to Colorado, we got Mtns here tooooooooo.

[T-Man007]

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T-man I would have crapped in my pants! Or started laughing and not been able to stop!

I was in so much shock I couldn't. BUT, when I got out of there you can bet I was on my cell for about 30 minutes telling all my buddies. One of says to me "I dare you to call it the dildo room" in you report. I laughed so hard I almost wrecked my car.

[T-Man007]

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i would have asked her if i could come over and play!!!

Come out this way, I'll give you her address.

[Kitten]

TweetSo Fuzo...what happened anyway?

[SUGARBABY]

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So Fuzo...what happened anyway?

That's kitten for you - back to business...!

[FUZO]

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So Fuzo...what happened anyway?

CAME TO WORK AND SOME BODY BUSTED OFF THE ELECTRONIC KEY LOCK OFF THE DOOR.TORE OFF THE DOOR HINGE.PULLED OFF THE DOOR HANDLE.WE GOT THAT FUCKER ON TAPE.