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TweetOne evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends.
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>Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife.
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>Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on.
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>He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water.
To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said
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>"Did you like what you saw?"
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>Mike said "Yes I did."
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>She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you
>$500."
>So Mike thought about this financial situation and said O.K.
>She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work
>then.
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>Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
>Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?"
>She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."
>Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and
>asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave
>it with you."
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>NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!
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